# My new girlfriend has fantastic breasts. And I don't care. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 21, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892 "2003-07-21T12:55:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/1 "2003-07-21T12:55:57Z")
Yes, yes the phoenix has risen from the ashes so to speak and **Daddy** has finally hooked up after about a year layoff. **D** was the maid of honor in my best friend’s wedding and I was the best man. How _cute_. Anyway, we’ve started dating and everything is going peachy. She’s even spent the night already! Spent the night != sex, mind you, but there’s no rush. I mean, there is a rush of blood, but there’s no hurry. Whatever. What was I talking about? Oh yeah. Her body is amazing. Her ass. You seriously could bounce a quarter off it. She has a stomach that I’m sure the people who make rulers use to be sure their machines are working properly. The hair. Big, bold curly browns and blondes that jumped out of a shampoo commercial. She has beautiful supple full C cup breasts. Her nipples are perfect pink pencil erasers. I couldn’t care less. **Daddy** is one of that rare breed of men who are not fascinated with the combination of fat and milk producing glands on the chest of the fairer sex **and** speaks of himself in 3rd person. I’m that guy that flips on the cheesy ass Cinemax flicks and wonders why every other shot is just a close up of breasts and screams at the TV “PAN DOWN!!! PAN DOWN!!!”. I feel bad. I know that approximately 90% of men and 87% of women are very obsessed with breasts but I don’t get it. If we’re going to get around to objectifying women’s bodies, give me creamy thighs and nice ass all day long. And I now have access to what I’m sure many guys would consider the breast gold standard and don’t appreciate it. Woe is me. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/2 "2003-07-21T13:05:09Z")
Well, if you don’t want them give them to me. I’ll find a good home for them. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/3 "2003-07-21T13:15:06Z")
So you’re an assman. So’s my husband. It took me a while to get used to it, since anyone else I’ve been with were more excited by the boobies. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/4 "2003-07-21T13:30:22Z")
I always think of bobies as just a piece of the package, and it sounds like she’s one hot tamale, so stop being lame and enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/5 "2003-07-21T13:37:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \* > \*\*I always think of bobies as just a piece of the package, and it sounds like she’s one hot tamale, so stop being lame and enjoy. \*\* 😕 > [@](#): > > 1 entry found for bobbies. > bob·by ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bb) > n. Chiefly British pl. bob·bies > > A police officer. I hate cops. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/6 "2003-07-21T13:44:11Z")
Well me too, but you gotta love a woman in uniform. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/7 "2003-07-21T13:45:14Z")
What is it in the water that makes Carolina girls so damn hot? It seems like every girl I ever met from Carolina is just flat out smokin’! “Nothing is finer than a girl from Carolina.” ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/8 "2003-07-21T13:54:38Z")
Way to go, Big Daddy! 🙂 Your knowledge of her nipples doesn’t seem to fit with the no sex, yet part, but what the hell. Maybe it’s a Clinton-esque, definition kind of thing. And, I have to agree with both **Bruce\_Daddy** , and Honorary Advisor to the Aardvark, **Casey1505** (if you don’t know, don’t ask). A shapely ass is far more important that boobs. For me, tummy is right up there, as well. And, it _does_ seem like the Carolinas produce _and retain(!)_ (Dammit!) more than their fair share of utterly yummy women. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/9 "2003-07-21T14:12:24Z")
1. Bad bobby! No boobie! > [@](#): > > combination of fat and milk producing glands on the chest of the fairer sex 1. Would that be better as “combination of milk producing glands and fat” 2. What? No, in fact I don’t have anything serious to add (other than, way to go, hope the two of you have a good time) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/10 "2003-07-21T14:17:25Z")
I tried to bounce a quarter off my wife’s ass once. Two dimes and a nickle came back. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/11 "2003-07-21T14:25:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*I tried to bounce a quarter off my wife’s ass once. Two dimes and a nickle came back. \*\* At least she didn’t stiff ya. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/12 "2003-07-21T14:32:26Z")
> [@](#): > > **Daddy** is one of that rare breed of men who are not fascinated with the combination of fat and milk producing glands on the chest of the fairer sex and speaks of himself in 3rd person. I’m that guy that flips on the cheesy ass Cinemax flicks and wonders why every other shot is just a close up of breasts and screams at the TV “PAN DOWN!!! PAN DOWN!!!”. Aye. > [@](#): > > If we’re going to get around to objectifying women’s bodies, give me creamy thighs and nice ass all day long. Keep that camera on the ventral side while you’re pannin’ down… v ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/13 "2003-07-21T16:32:35Z")
I don’t have a thing for breasts either. I’m definitly more of an asses girl. ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/14 "2003-07-21T17:19:27Z")
I am definitly a breast man. Ass is something that I just don’t really care about. I’ll notice it, but it does nothing for me. I do like a nice set of legs though… Try to enjoy them at least a little for me. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/15 "2003-07-21T19:17:34Z")
I love breasts. I love a great ass on a woman. I love shapely thighs. I just love the female form. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/16 "2003-07-21T19:42:28Z")
Re: the OP I hate to be so cold and cynical and all, but: Cite!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/17 "2003-07-21T20:45:34Z")
yes, yes, I would like also to see evidence of this claim for the “fantastic breasts” of your girlfriend 🙂 I’m not an assman or a breastman-- I, like Lord Ashtar, am satisfied with the whole female figure– but you know, a nice ass and nice breasts are likable because a perfect circle is very hard to come by in nature, so naturally, a perfect circle (supple breasts and an athletic ass) draws the curiosity and awe of any human– me, I just like ladies 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/18 "2003-07-21T21:07:30Z")
As a female, I’m intrigued by this discussion. I have heard tell of the so-called “ass-man” or “breast-man,” but I’m curious as to which one is more common. I was under the impression that all guys liked breasts, which is fine, but a little unfair. After all, I can’t control the size of my chest (without spending a hell of a lot of money), but I CAN take care of myself and make sure my ass is not flabby. What are the merits of an athletic girl vs. a naturally well-endowed girl? Which do guys generally prefer? Or how about a well endowed girl who works out and takes care of herself, but doesn’t look ripped or like a hardbody? Such women can be in fantastic shape, but just be naturally curvy. Please enlighten me. ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/19 "2003-07-21T21:19:57Z")
Also, it sounds like Bruce\_Daddy cares just a LITTLE that his girlfriend has great hooters. I mean, he did go to the trouble of starting a thread about them. So does that mean you’re something of a breastman, despite your claims to the contrary? You obviously have some appreciation of them–you at least noticed that they were fabulous. “They’re real, and they’re spectacular.” --Terri Hatcher to Jerry Seinfeld, on her breasts ---
**Author:** ![badmana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@badmana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badmana)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/20 "2003-07-21T21:32:25Z")
Gah! My post is gone! Grrr. Another try: I’m another breast man chiming in. I love the female form overall but I find myself strangely drawn towards boobies (the body part, not the police). So soft and round and bouncy when…ahem, sorry. Don’t blame me because I specialize in what I like 😃 **October** , I know women have no control over their breasts (anymore than a guy has control over his length) but to see a healthy and well endowed lady turns people’s heads. Even smaller breasts have their admirers. I’m glad my GF is very nicely endowed with a pair, but truth be told, I’d have still wanted her without them. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892.md?page=2)