# My new girlfriend has fantastic breasts. And I don't care. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 21, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892 "2003-07-21T12:55:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/21 "2003-07-21T21:38:20Z")
Thanks for the input, Badmana–and just for the record, I wasn’t criticizing guys for liking boobs. I know they’re wired that way. I’m just trying to understand, is all. Maybe it will help explain that unpleasant class of male who speaks to women’s breasts…😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/22 "2003-07-21T21:46:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by October \* > **… After all, I can’t control the size of my chest (without spending a hell of a lot of money…** quite honestly, from my POV anyhow, it’s not really the size of a pair of breast that I am interested in, it’s all about fullness of that size, and nipple placement on the surface of the breast. as Bob Seger sings in “Night Moves”, “…Points all her own, set way up high… way up firm and high…” I’ve seen spectacular D’s, and D’s I’d wished I woulda kept my eyes shut for…but I’ve also seen Perfect full A’s, and nasty little A’s too. it’s all the shape… and to your other concern, – Athletic girls are definately awesome, nothing beats a girl that’s worked for her body and damned proud of it-- just as long as that’s not her #1 or #2 worry. Naturally endowed girls are great too because, well, they’re naturally endowed and obviously that means they’re stunning. But what tops the list are naturally endowed girls with a 6-pack and nice thighs, ooowwooo! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/23 "2003-07-21T22:03:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by October \* > \*\*What are the merits of an athletic girl vs. a naturally well-endowed girl? Which do guys generally prefer? Or how about a well endowed girl who works out and takes care of herself, but doesn’t look ripped or like a hardbody? Such women can be in fantastic shape, but just be naturally curvy. Please enlighten me. \*\* Both good. Very very good. Can’t say I prefer one over the other, definitely more a question of mood and availability. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/24 "2003-07-22T13:10:58Z")
'tis all for naught. Last night there was a conversation that went less than well. Oh, and **October** , I can’t think of a female equivilent. Maybe how one of your girlfriends is _really_ into hands (which I find one of the weirder things girls get into) and for another, eyes are very important. Breasts are great and they contribute to a woman’s overall shape but aren’t as attention grabbing as other body parts to me. ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/25 "2003-07-22T13:24:20Z")
what, did you tell her you didn’t appreciate her bosom? Sorry to hear, mate! hope you’ll find a fantasstic women, someday. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/26 "2003-07-22T13:30:44Z")
Thats a shame **Bruce\_Daddy** , sorry to hear it. ---
**Author:** ![NutMagnet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@NutMagnet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutMagnet)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/27 "2003-07-22T13:40:39Z")
But **Bruce\_Daddy** , don’t forget **she** may appreciate them. When the taffy-slappin’ starts, don’t ignore them. They may be her most erogenous zone. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/28 "2003-07-22T13:41:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\*'tis all for naught. Last night there was a conversation that went less than well. \*\* Aaargh! No! Say it ain’t so! ☹ _Some_one has to have some luck, around here! I was _so_ rooting for you. I’m sorry, man. Any hope of recovery? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/29 "2003-07-22T14:02:56Z")
Thanks for the update. We’d prefer to keep abreast of the situation. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/30 "2003-07-22T14:03:16Z")
Oh, it’s not fatal. She’s having misgivings about starting a new life in a new city _and_ we’re getting to the “fish or cut bait” time, around 1 month. I am hoping that she is just overwhelmed with new job/new city/new roomates/me at once and will straighten things out in that pretty little head of her’s soon. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/31 "2003-07-22T14:06:43Z")
Good to hear its not fatal ---
**Author:** ![Beech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@Beech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beech)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/32 "2003-07-22T14:31:40Z")
Boobs vs Bums? (ok asses to those on the wrong side of the pond) Yet another great divide, - no not that one stupid…:eek: No doubt about it, You lot over there always seem to perfer the posterier, where as us Brits generally love the marvelous mammary department, question is why? Any offers …? ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/33 "2003-07-22T14:32:32Z")
really? fish or cut bait time is 1 month over there? sheesh, you guys are strict! ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/34 "2003-07-22T14:32:32Z")
Breasts are nice but I’m more of a legs and ass man. Emphasis on legs. Strong, shapely thighs that can wrap around… and squeeze… the life… right… out of you… wait… just a second… k. Even though you’re drawn to a particular facet of a woman’s body, always make time to see all the sights 😃 I have to quit reading threads like this. It’s 12 hours before I’ll see Mrs.Greenback. What am I supposed to do till then? ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/35 "2003-07-22T14:36:15Z")
shake hands with the unemployed. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/36 "2003-07-22T14:48:24Z")
Pleased to meat you. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/37 "2003-07-22T14:48:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elfje \* > \*\*really? > fish or cut bait time is 1 month over there? > > sheesh, you guys are strict! \*\* I could have worded that better. She lives almost 2 hours away. At some point, you either become serious or not and it seems we’re at that point. If she lived in the same town it probably wouldn’t be a big deal but I don’t think anybody wants to casually date over that kind of distance. I’m sure I’m not making any sense. I need sugar. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/38 "2003-07-22T14:54:29Z")
Two lumps? ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/39 "2003-07-22T15:18:18Z")
Yes, but make them small. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/40 "2003-07-22T15:27:55Z")
No! No! Huge scoops, full to overflowing with their bounty. Spilling out in pure, white goodness just waiting to be tasted and savored. I, too, love the female form - but am particularly attracted to breasts. The more fantastic, the better. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892.md?page=3)