# My new girlfriend has fantastic breasts.  And I don't care.

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**Created:** [July 21, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892 "2003-07-21T12:55:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-girlfriend-has-fantastic-breasts-and-i-dont-care/189892/41 "2003-07-22T16:56:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \*  
> \*\*I could have worded that better. She lives almost 2 hours away. At some point, you either become serious or not and it seems we’re at that point. If she lived in the same town it probably wouldn’t be a big deal but I don’t think anybody wants to casually date over that kind of distance.
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> I’m sure I’m not making any sense. I need sugar. \*\*

Hah! Where’s **Wyatt**? He laughed at me, for saying I needed chocolate to deal with a similar situation. 😃

The lady I hope to have to make this decision about lives about an hour and a half, maybe an hour an forty-five minutes, away, at posted speed limits. Ahem! I’m reasonably certain that the distance could be covered in considerably less time, should one happen to be a scofflaw. Of course, we’re all law abiding citizens, here, so we wouldn’t know, for sure. But, I have a hunch it could be done in under an hour and fifteen minutes, under, say, _optimal_ conditions. Just a hunch, of course.

But, I totally sympathize.

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