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I believe Bryan was making a joking reference to the fact that the villain in The Silence of the Lambs was named Jame Gumb, as his name had been mispelled on his birth certificate. Whenever I see Captain Stottlemeyer I always hear “It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
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Ahh, shame on me. I thought there was some backstory on Alice The Goon that I was not aware of. “The Hose” would have made more sense to me though, if the name had been spelled J-A-M-E.
Still, I wish I had gotten the reference.
I got post 666! Cool! I wanna keep this for a while. Don’t anybody post anything I want to respond to.
This probably isn’t the place for a serious question, but what constitutes a “real” name? Common usage? I always thought the spelling of a a name was up to the person doing the naming. Sure, it may look wrong, or peculiar, but are there really rules about it? I’ve seen many people use novel spelling in an attempt to stand out or be creative. They weren’t all stupid.
[QUOTE=Southern Yankee]
This probably isn’t the place for a serious question, but what constitutes a “real” name? Common usage? I always thought the spelling of a a name was up to the person doing the naming. Sure, it may look wrong, or peculiar, but are there really rules about it? I’ve seen many people use novel spelling in an attempt to stand out or be creative. They weren’t all stupid.
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No, they are not all stupid or uneducated. Some people think they are being cool, or different, or just counter culture when naming their kids.
I know of people much more intelligent than I, who give their kids weird names and/or spellings. I think this is a bid that the sprogs will not be ordinary, but everybody is doing the creative spelling, so the extraaordinary may become rote.
Uncommon names are fine with me: Chloe, Tabitha, Justine, Desiree… those are all fine names. Spell them correctly and I have no problem.
By the way, you’ve been an insufferable asshole in every post so far between this thread and the one that spawned it. You’re not even particularly clever about it, either.
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But at least she doesn’t work at a video store! She’s doing a real woman’s work and pumping out the next generation of Librul Hatrz!
[QUOTE=Bites When Provoked]
‘Racheal’ is a real name like ‘Micheal’ is a real name. In other words, it’s not. Unless the parents are illiterate or, at the very least, dyslexic, of course.
Bottom line: you can’t get an ‘al’ sound out of an ‘eal’. Unless her name is pronounced ‘Raych-eel’, the name is not written in any way that makes sense.
Seriously, if we start defending nonsensical spellings on the basis of the ‘parents must be right’, we may as well just start naming children ‘Throatwarbler Mangrove’ and be done with it.
What’s more likely? That ‘Racheal’ is a perfectly valid and sensible spelling that nonetheless defies any known rules of spelling vs vocalisation… or that the parents were idiots?
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Oh hello, I’m Abby. Just for shits and grins could Carol Stream tell me what he/she does for a living? I am just curious.
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Seeing as how “it” only admitted “its” gender by accident, I doubt you’ll get a profession.
And if you do, I’ll bet it’ll be as believable as “Pulitzer Prize-winning test pilot and kickboxing champion”.
[QUOTE=brownie55]
What’s your take on Brett Favre then?
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Ooh Ooh can I play here? Brett Favre is a family member of some people I know from long time ago. Yes, in the dark ages of the early 1970s, in Pass Christian, Mississippi, I was a young student. I had no idea about football, I still have no idea about football. Hey, you want to know what I know about Brett Favre… His mom is nice. That is all.
By the way, you’ve been an insufferable asshole in every post so far between this thread and the one that spawned it. You’re not even particularly clever about it, either.
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Ok, I agree that Carol Stream is an ass, but I’ve suddenly noticed that lissener (who is not unacquainted w/assholeness himself) has been recently and strongly defended when folks post stuff about his occupation as an insult, as here. Where was all this concern when it was standard anti Guin posting about her lack of job or K-Mart job or her living w/her parents?
I agree it’s an incredibly lame way to attack a poster, but I don’t recall that similar attacks on Guin were at all derided.
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Ok, I agree that Carol Stream is an ass, but I’ve suddenly noticed that lissener (who is not unacquainted w/assholeness himself) has been recently and strongly defended when folks post stuff about his occupation as an insult, as here. Where was all this concern when it was standard anti Guin posting about her lack of job or K-Mart job or her living w/her parents?
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I agree. This nascent strain of gentility must be stopped immediately. Let’s not unsay things we shall ought to have said, people.
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But at least she doesn’t work at a video store! She’s doing a real woman’s work and pumping out the next generation of Librul Hatrz!
-Joe
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Well, SHE might call it that, but where I come from we just call it pooping and it don’t count.
I’m guessing very low level functionary in city government, works behind a counter where she arbitrarily says “no” to perfectly innocuous requests, just to be a total cunt, then regales anyone unfortunate enough to be trapped in the lunchroom with her with the endless tale of how she “really told that guy off.” Can’t be fired because she’s been there donkey’s years and the union would kick up a fuss but also can’t transfer anywhere else because nobody would take that big of a twat on as an employee and everyone in town knows who she is. Pesters every new hire about stapling forms the “right way” and won’t shut up, ever, because she’s the only one in the office who knows how to do anything–according to her. Hates her job but can’t get anything better in the private sector due to arrogance, assholish behavior at interviews and the inability to write more than two simple sentences in a row. Will probably die of an aneurysm brought on by her own bile, while screaming incoherently at a barista who got her morning coffee drink slightly wrong. Hasn’t had sex since Reagan was in office and the husband has a room in the basement piled high with nudie mags and twenty different types of lotion–door is padlocked because the last time she got in there she threw out his entire collection of Playboys dating back to the sixties. He probably cleans his shotgun a lot but hasn’t gotten up the balls to use it yet.
[QUOTE=Green Bean]
There was a thread recently where Carol was asked about her gender. She refused to answer. Shortly thereafter, and I don’t remember whether it was in that thread or another, she referred to her husband.
So she’s female.
Well, either that or she’s a male in a same-sex marriage, but given her posting history, I highly doubt that.
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She’s a woman.
[QUOTE=Carol Stream]
To be honest, it’s just a quirk of mine. My husband likes to order “variations” of what’s on restaurant menus. I generally remove myself to the Ladies to avoid it altogether. Does that make me a bad person?
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From this post I remember because I hadn’t been here long, and I was shocked at the foolishness she spouted. I remember thinking “Huh, there IS someone for everyone out there. Even hateful bitches.”
I agree it’s an incredibly lame way to attack a poster, but I don’t recall that similar attacks on Guin were at all derided.
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I think that lissener is a trumped-up farty little squirt with delusions of grandeur.
That being said, he’s being attacked by someone who won’t even fess up to their gender, much less the super awesome career that he/she/it surely enjoys. It’s easy to say “Yer such a looser, working at a video store” when nobody knows you’re actually a professional nothing.
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon]
The other day I had to call the mom of a Jaime and I pronounced it the normal (Spanish) way: Hi-may. The mom corrected me, “Actually, it’s Jamie.” “Oh!” I said, “Is it misspelled on her chart here, J-a-i-m-e?” I guess I need to get a life, but it amused me for a few seconds.
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Are you saying that you purposefully belittled that woman?
On the subject of ‘real’ names: Who gives a shit how people spell their kids’ names? Or what they name them? Name your kid what you want and go about your business. Jeebus.
