# My niece is a weirdo.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-niece-is-a-weirdo/106718>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 1, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-niece-is-a-weirdo/106718 "2002-05-01T19:30:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-niece-is-a-weirdo/106718/21 "2002-07-23T01:21:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Skerri \*  
> \*\*The other night, my father was going to go to bed right before Hailey and my sister went home. My dad leaned over and said, “Can I have a goodnight kiss?”
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> Hailey said, “NO! THE KISSES ARE ALL GONE!” and slapped her hand over her mouth. Weirdo!\*\*

Cute!

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> Oh, I forgot to relate this the first time. She fakes seizures. She does this thing, I guess it’s like a tantrum, but it is scary/funny at the same time. If you tell her to do it (by showing her), she puts her elbows by her side, sticks her little fists out, grits her teeth, and SHAKES. I know she only continues to do this because we laugh at her, but she’s freaked out many a store clerk. We went to the coffee shop my buddy runs, and the manager tried to say hello to her. She instantly clenched up and did the seizure thing. He just about had a heart attack. As soon as she finished, she started giggling. \*\*

Uh…not good.

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**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-niece-is-a-weirdo/106718/22 "2002-07-23T10:20:26Z")

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You guys gotta stop laughing at her over the seizure thing…that’s scary. ☹

Otherwise she sounds like a cutie! 🙂

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**Author:** ![easy\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-niece-is-a-weirdo/106718/23 "2002-07-23T16:12:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Skerri \*  
> \*\*Then she pushed up both of my nostrils with her little index fingers and said “HI, BOOGERS!” in a big voice, and “Hi, Hailey!” in a tiny voice.😃 \*\*

I thought about this yesterday when my boyfriend started talking into my bellybutton. He was in a weird mood. I think he’s a freak, too.

Your niece sounds like a stitch, though! 🙂

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