# My Nuts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2001, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503 "2001-10-25T08:19:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/1 "2001-10-25T08:19:04Z")
My Nuts are stored in a bowl beside the couch. ---
**Author:** ![Bossk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@Bossk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bossk)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/2 "2001-10-25T09:55:05Z")
Actually, Wump, they’re legumes. ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/3 "2001-10-25T15:07:04Z")
Just curious, wump: How often do you clean your nuts? Do you just do a light dusting as needed, or do you wash them? What do other people say when they see your nuts? Are they impressed? Do they help themselves? Have you ever been surprised to see one of your male friends take interest in your nuts? If so, why? Do you prefer big nuts or smaller nuts? ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/4 "2001-10-25T15:15:18Z")
Sometimes you feel like a nut. ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/5 "2001-10-25T15:16:35Z")
Sometimes you don’t. ---
**Author:** ![TheNewbie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@TheNewbie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNewbie)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/6 "2001-10-25T16:08:12Z")
I really have nothing important to say pertaining to this thread. I just want to be able to say I posted a reply to a thread with the name “My Nuts” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/7 "2001-10-25T16:14:11Z")
Man walks into a psychiatrist’s office, clad only in Saran Wrap. Psychiatrist says, “Clearly I can see your nuts.” Thanks, you’re too kind. ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/8 "2001-10-25T16:36:24Z")
A nibble of your nuts, if I may, Wump? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/9 "2001-10-25T16:41:08Z")
[fat boys] My nuts are BIG and round like me. [/fat boys] ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/10 "2001-10-25T18:02:28Z")
[I’m sure your nuts would go well with chocolate, salty balls.](http://southparkstudios.com/down/sounds.html?season=2&min=4) (The download is about halfway down the page.) ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/11 "2001-10-25T18:21:10Z")
My nuts? Last time I saw em was on my wedding day. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/12 "2001-10-25T19:00:54Z")
My husbands nuts are scattered all over the backyard at the moment. After work, he plans on gathering them up as best he can. Then he’ll load them into the trunk, take them to the edge of town, and have them run through a hulling machine. Whatever remains of his nuts will then be weighed out, and he will be paid accordingly. [sub] **Black Walnuts!** [/sub] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/13 "2001-10-25T19:09:56Z")
i keep my nuts in the garage. i think i probably have more than most other guys. i sort them by size and store them in little drawers. the special ones, i keep in little boxes by themselves. i also go to the garage when i need a good screw. my wife knows theres alway a good tool waiting for her in my garage. i love my garage! ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/14 "2001-10-25T19:29:21Z")
Does this thread remind anyone else of Alec Baldwin’s NPR skit on SNL, the Shweaty Family Christmas Balls gig? Radio announcer; “May I taste your balls?” Baldwin as Mike Shweaty; “Do whatever you want with them, ladies. My balls are here for your pleasure.” heehee ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/15 "2001-10-25T22:00:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hugh Jass \* > \*\*Just curious, wump: > > How often do you clean your nuts? Do you just do a light dusting as needed, or do you wash them?\*\* Well, i usually try to put them in my mouth, swish’m around and then put them back. But i can’t always reach My Nuts, so other people suck on my nuts instead. > [@](#): > > **What do other people say when they see your nuts? Are they impressed? Do they help themselves?** The usual comment is “Hey can I eat your nuts?”. Then when they’re eating My Nuts: “Wow, your nuts are really salty!! Do you ever wash them?” Although, for the most part, they can’t help themselves but to grab at My Nuts… Without even asking!!! > [@](#): > > \*\*Have you ever been surprised to see one of your male friends take interest in your nuts? If so, why? > > Do you prefer big nuts or smaller nuts? \*\* Acctually, it’s funny theat you mention that. Many of my friends have begun to come over for the sole purpose of eating my nuts, or cleaning them when i can’t be bothered. I guess my nuts just have that certain somthing, like some magical aura that surrounds them… ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-nuts/89503/16 "2001-10-25T22:01:48Z")
Some people claim to be “alergic” to my nuts… i think it’s bullshit…