# My Official Response To The Haters (re: Hillary) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 17, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947 "2015-04-17T23:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/21 "2015-04-18T05:27:52Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > Deign it, **jsgoddess** went straight breakfast pastry warfare. _camera pans to the chocolate croissant_ ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/22 "2015-04-18T05:36:57Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > I’m not satisfied with the outer-most layer; I am compelled to dig deeper. Then why is your analysis so shallow? ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/23 "2015-04-18T09:58:42Z")
So this campaign will be much like any other political campaign- one in which the politician courts specific voters? How clever! ---
**Author:** ![DirtyHippy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtyhippy/32/107_2.png) [@DirtyHippy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirtyHippy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/24 "2015-04-18T10:40:51Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > The first thing that I’ll say is that it’s no insignificant possibility that I actually vote for Hillary Clinton. I would vote for her over Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Ted Cruz, possibly Rand Paul, Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, etc. In other words, she’s a safe, adequate choice among a backdrop of crazy moron. With regard to my thread, let’s dig in: > > I’m not satisfied with the outer-most layer; I am compelled to dig deeper. Somebody forgot the first rule of holes! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/25 "2015-04-18T11:08:26Z")
> [@Ca3799](#): > > So this campaign will be much like any other political campaign- one in which the politician courts specific voters? How clever! Ah, but that’s the problem…Hillary is NOT courting specific voters. She’s courting _everyone_. Which is as divisive as is possible to be. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/26 "2015-04-18T12:44:38Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > Bullshit. Had you intended to say that in the other thread, you should have said that. > > What you repeatedly said , beginning with the thread’s title and repeated throughout your rants, was that Ms. Clinton was waging “demographic warfare.” You have provided no evidence that she intends any sort of “warfare” and this current attempt to re-write your opinion does not erase the utter nonsense you posted in the other thread. Shut up, you fucking troll. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/27 "2015-04-18T13:06:59Z")
[This Sizzler’s commercial from 1991](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs) is also full of demographic fairy tales. I am appalled. ---
**Author:** ![davida03801](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5e925/32.png) [@davida03801](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davida03801)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/28 "2015-04-18T14:07:57Z")
Reading the 1st sentence of the OP I learned who the haters are, and it is the OP and the like. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/29 "2015-04-18T14:27:51Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > This is _totally_ something that needed its own thread. > > Asshole. Ny thoughts exactly. There are are already 2, but this fucktard needs a 3rd. Why is this even open? Is there some special explanation that won’t fit in one of the other threads? ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/30 "2015-04-18T14:30:11Z")
> [@DirtyHippy](#): > > Somebody forgot the first rule of holes! Dig up, stupid? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/31 "2015-04-18T14:41:21Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > When I write on political campaign strategy, I use the terminology and brash verbiage of a campaign manager. You know, the type who might say, “I’ll have them niggers voting Democratic for the next two hundred years". I’m not going to engage in the cold-hearted analysis of modern political campaigning and try to appease the lightweights. I deign my reasoning and you do with it what you please. I believe this election will be waged on the terms of “demographic warfare.” Hilarious. The entire strategy of the Republican Party for the last 35 years has been to wage “demographic warfare”. They pander to low-information white voters in order to get them to vote against their own economic self-interest. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/32 "2015-04-18T14:54:14Z")
Alluding to those who think differently than you do as “haters” is so 7th grade. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/33 "2015-04-18T14:59:26Z")
Shake it off, Stringbean. Shake, shake, shake. Shake it off. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/34 "2015-04-18T15:18:35Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > Deign it, **jsgoddess** went straight breakfast pastry warfare. Alright. I gotta ask. Is _deign_ pronounced \*dane \*or _deen_. Oh, and yeah, soon as Hillary adds PayPal, I’ll be a founding donor… ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/35 "2015-04-18T15:26:26Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Alright. I gotta ask. > > Is _deign_ pronounced \*dane \*or _deen_. Ooh, I hadn’t even thought of that. It could be the new Deign Scream! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/36 "2015-04-18T15:38:58Z")
“Maggie: I thought it was interesting that someone is speaking Spanish in the video.” Why the fuck is that interesting? I might assume that more than a few people in this country speak it. Is this linguistic warfare alongside the demographic already mentioned? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/37 "2015-04-18T15:44:49Z")
This morning my wife and I deigned shopping at the farmer’s market. We deigned a few tomato plants, we deigned these great little donuts, but they didn’t deign eggs, unfortunately. Now we’re deigning a little break. You gotta deign yourself when you deign the free time, of course. My wife is deigning on the couch, while the Matrix is deigning on cable for the millionth time. Neo just deigned where he really deigns. Deign it. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/38 "2015-04-18T15:54:32Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > This morning my wife and I deigned shopping at the farmer’s market. We deigned a few tomato plants, we deigned these great little donuts, but they didn’t deign eggs, unfortunately. Now we’re deigning a little break. You gotta deign yourself when you deign the free time, of course. My wife is deigning on the couch, while the Matrix is deigning on cable for the millionth time. Neo just deigned where he really deigns. > > Deign it. Happy Deignday, Papa Deign! I hope Deignette is feeling deigny today. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/39 "2015-04-18T15:59:07Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Happy Deignday, Papa Deign! I hope Deignette is feeling deigny today. I am deigned by your use of Deignographic Warfare. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/40 "2015-04-18T16:01:15Z")
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