# My Official Response To The Haters (re: Hillary)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 17, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947 "2015-04-17T23:49:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/41 "2015-04-18T16:01:44Z")

</div>

> [@iiandyiiii](#):
>
> I am deigned by your use of Deignographic Warfare.

Deign? Deigny deign! Deign deign deign deign deignitude. Deigny? Deigndeign. Deignorous deignosity deign doon (er, deign) deignseness! Deigno deignas deignat deignorum deignissimus deigniful!

Deign.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/42 "2015-04-18T16:03:35Z")

</div>

What does the fox say?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/43 "2015-04-18T16:04:46Z")

</div>

> [@iiandyiiii](#):
>
> I am concerned that we are heading towards Mutually Assured Deignstruction.

> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
>
> Deign? Deigny deign! Deign deign deign deign deignitude. Deigny? Deigndeign. Deignorous deignosity deign doon (er, deign) deignseness! Deigno deignas deignat deignorum deignissimus deigniful!
> 
> Deign.

Now you’ve deign it!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/44 "2015-04-18T16:13:10Z")

</div>

> [@marshmallow](#):
>
> [This Sizzler’s commercial from 1991](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs) is also full of demographic fairy tales. I am appalled.

Okay, if his hatred were directed at that commercial, I’d follow Stringbean to the barricades.

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
>
> What does the fox say?

I laughed and scared the cat.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/45 "2015-04-18T16:30:01Z")

</div>

Everyone, please switch to comic sans now.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/46 "2015-04-18T16:54:14Z")

</div>

I shall not deign to offer him the proper definition a **second** time. I wonder if he knows that when he misuses words like that in real life that everyone who can speak English identifies him as less than bright.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/47 "2015-04-18T16:58:54Z")

</div>

> [@jsgoddess](#):
>
> _camera pans to the chocolate croissant_

Which, presumably, surrenders.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/48 "2015-04-18T17:35:05Z")

</div>

It has been assimilated.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/49 "2015-04-18T17:57:32Z")

</div>

> [@marshmallow](#):
>
> [This Sizzler’s commercial from 1991](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs) is also full of demographic fairy tales. I am appalled.

You’re telling me. Our Sizzler was _never_ that clean.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/50 "2015-04-18T18:02:41Z")

</div>

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
>
> What does the fox say?

Probably something about Benghazi.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/51 "2015-04-18T18:36:08Z")

</div>

Clearly, the only reasonable Hillary Clinton campaign ad should have shown nothing but miserable poor white people (who at least are straight and speak English), while Hillary stood in front of them, repeatedly crowing “THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!! A-HAHAHAH!!! AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN, GIVEN HALF A CHANCE!!”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/52 "2015-04-18T18:37:34Z")

</div>

> [@Shodan](#):
>
> Shut up, you fucking troll.
> 
> Regards,  
> Shodan

Not even you could defend the guy in the original thread. And it’s well known that when you can defend something against Hillar you will.

Hence calling the **tom** a troll rather than arguing with him. Stringbean is clearly attempting to backpedal on what they originally stated. If you could argue against that, you would have.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/53 "2015-04-18T18:45:38Z")

</div>

Anyone know what word Stringbean could mean instead of deign? It’s just such a weird mistake to make, that I think they must’ve meant another word, and it was “fixed” by spellcheck or autocorrect.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/54 "2015-04-18T18:59:57Z")

</div>

> [@Truman\_Burbank](#):
>
> I shall not deign to offer him the proper definition a **second** time.

Just for the record, this is a correct usage of “deign.” **Truman Burbank** must be in the wrong thread. 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/55 "2015-04-18T19:07:42Z")

</div>

> [@Miller](#):
>
> Probably something about Benghazi.

I think you mean _Deign_gazi.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/56 "2015-04-18T19:42:07Z")

</div>

> [@Stringbean](#):
>
> I deign my reasoning and you do with it what you please.

‘Deign’ means ‘condescend’ and there appears to be a ‘to offer’ missing between ‘deign’ and ‘my reasoning.’

HOWEVER, Google definition offers an _archaic_ usage with example  
“he had deigned an apology”  
Kudos to **Stringbean** for bringing this archaic usage to our attention.

And while most Hillary haters just love to hate, Stringbean is a righteous soul who hates to hate, and must condescend just to hate her. Precious.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/57 "2015-04-18T20:17:35Z")

</div>

> [@Stringbean](#):
>
> Was Hillary’s 2016 presidential campaign announcement video significant?

According to [this article](http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/04/an-unabashedly-liberal-hillary-clinton/390339/), its significance is that Clinton, apparently having perceived a leftward shift in the electorate, is projecting a much more liberal image this time than she did in her 2008 run or during Bill’s run and Admin.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/58 "2015-04-18T20:53:37Z")

</div>

Then the question becomes whether or not she would have advanced a more progressive platform if she could have done so and still won. Would Obama have done so?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/59 "2015-04-18T22:32:49Z")

</div>

> [@septimus](#):
>
> “he had deigned an apology”.

It’s OK, stringbean. As long as you’re sorry, all’s forgiven.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/60 "2015-04-18T23:18:17Z")

</div>

> [@marshmallow](#):
>
> [This Sizzler’s commercial from 1991](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs) is also full of demographic fairy tales. I am appalled.

Many gay people, a few black people, and some people who may be Hispanic because not all of them look like Yaqui or Olmecs, but where were the Asians? Sizzler isn’t apologizing for their culture of class warfare, but is reveling in the leaked video’s popularity! If they are so proud of it, then why did they keep it hidden since 1991?

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947.md?page=2)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947.md?page=4)
