# My Official Response To The Haters (re: Hillary) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 17, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947 "2015-04-17T23:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/61 "2015-04-18T23:33:57Z")
All personal attacks and invectives. Short on substance; a page out of Hillary’s 2016 book. I know it’s asking a lot from some of you, but please, dig a little deeper: [Deign](http://www.thefreedictionary.com/deigned): To vouchsafe [Vouchsafe](https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=vouchsafe): Reveal or disclose At least get correct whatever pathetic little substance you can muster before using it to attack me. I’m not here to educate you all on grammar. This was Deign-Minus work. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/62 "2015-04-18T23:43:59Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > All personal attacks and invectives. What do you think this forum is for? Rehashing arguments you were unable to make effectively in the other forums? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/63 "2015-04-18T23:53:15Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > All personal attacks and invectives. Short on substance; a page out of Hillary’s 2016 book. Your criticism of Hillary’s video were “short on substance” – you’ve still failed to explain what exactly is wrong with the mix of ethnicities and demographics in the video, and what would be an appropriate mix that would eliminate such criticism. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/64 "2015-04-19T01:33:56Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > All personal attacks and invectives. Short on substance; a page out of Hillary’s 2016 book. > [@tomndebb](#): > > What you repeatedly said , beginning with the thread’s title and repeated throughout your rants, was that Ms. Clinton was waging “demographic warfare.” You have provided no evidence that she intends any sort of “warfare” and this current attempt to re-write your opinion does not erase the utter nonsense you posted in the other thread. No personal attack. Simply the note that you are saying something different in this thread than you said in the earlier thread and that you have still utterly failed to demonstrate why anyone should give serious consideration to your ludicrous use of the word “warfare.” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/65 "2015-04-19T04:22:54Z")
But…little Zeke isn’t ready for Hilary: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=346zJUUA4i8) ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/66 "2015-04-19T14:05:33Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > The first thing that I’ll say is that it’s no insignificant possibility that I actually vote for Hillary Clinton. I would vote for her over Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Ted Cruz, possibly Rand Paul, Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, etc. In other words, she’s a safe, adequate choice among a backdrop of crazy moron. ROTFLMAO! Hillary is not going to win. After the absolute clusterfuck that the Obama administration has been, the Dems could nominate Jeebuz and he wouldn’t win. And really…this is the best you can do? Someone who got an American ambassador killed and then lied about it to the American public? Oh, and let’s not forget the emails, either. The only thing she has going for her is the name Clinton, and that plus three bucks will get you a cup of coffee. Gimme a break. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/67 "2015-04-19T14:12:58Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > ROTFLMAO! > > Hillary is not going to win. After the absolute clusterfuck that the Obama administration has been, the Dems could nominate Jeebuz and he wouldn’t win. > > And really…this is the best you can do? Someone who got an American ambassador killed and then lied about it to the American public? Oh, and let’s not forget the emails, either. The only thing she has going for her is the name Clinton, and that plus three bucks will get you a cup of coffee. Gimme a break. All those years of music lessons and this is the only tune you know how to play? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/68 "2015-04-19T14:51:39Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > After the absolute clusterfuck that the Obama administration has been Man, those must be some _powerful_ drugs. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/69 "2015-04-19T14:52:47Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > ROTFLMAO! > > Hillary is not going to win. After the absolute clusterfuck that the Obama administration has been, the Dems could nominate Jeebuz and he wouldn’t win. > > And really…this is the best you can do? Someone who got an American ambassador killed and then lied about it to the American public? Oh, and let’s not forget the emails, either. The only thing she has going for her is the name Clinton, and that plus three bucks will get you a cup of coffee. Gimme a break. Classic example of the bubble in which some people live. (It reminds me of the posters, here, who could not imagine GWB winning a second term when _everyone they knew_ was clearly outraged by his performance.) Viewers of Faux News still believe the nonsense about Benghazi that has already been debunked by Republican led Congressional investigations, but they are only the hard core Republican voters that would never have voted for Clinton, anyway. I have no idea whether Clinton will win the presidency in 2016, but I know that the rant I have quoted is simply fact free beliefs held dear by the misinformed and True Believers of the Murdoch/Koch propaganda machine. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/70 "2015-04-19T14:57:47Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > ROTFLMAO! > > Hillary is not going to win. After the absolute clusterfuck that the Obama administration has been, the Dems could nominate Jeebuz and he wouldn’t win. > > … I love it when someone goes this far out on such a high limb. I can already hear it cracking. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/71 "2015-04-19T15:39:08Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > ROTFLMAO! > > Hillary is not going to win. After the absolute clusterfuck that the Obama administration has been, the Dems could nominate Jeebuz and he wouldn’t win. > > And really…this is the best you can do? Someone who got an American ambassador killed and then lied about it to the American public? Oh, and let’s not forget the emails, either. The only thing she has going for her is the name Clinton, and that plus three bucks will get you a cup of coffee. Gimme a break. Looking forward to your reaction on the off chance (hehe) Hillary wins. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/72 "2015-04-19T15:52:22Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > [Deign](http://www.thefreedictionary.com/deigned): To vouchsafe Did you even look at that link? > [@your freakin' link](#): > > deign (redirected from deigned) > Also found in: Legal. > deign (dān) > v. deigned, deign·ing, deigns > v.intr. > To do something that one considers beneath one’s dignity; condescend. > v.tr. > To condescend to give or grant; vouchsafe ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/73 "2015-04-19T18:33:38Z")
Goddamnit, now all that Great Debates turd-throwing has found its way into the happy, collegial confines of the Pit. Begone, I say! From Hell’s heart I stab at thee! Repeat after me: Kltpzyxm! ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/74 "2015-04-19T20:38:26Z")
I don’t think you can use that word in the Pit anymore. Or is it when you call another member a kltpzyxm? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/75 "2015-04-19T20:45:05Z")
I think the rule is that you just can’t wish Mxyzptlk on another poster, not even in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/76 "2015-04-19T20:52:06Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > This morning my wife and I deigned shopping at the farmer’s market. We deigned a few tomato plants, we deigned these great little donuts, but they didn’t deign eggs, unfortunately. Now we’re deigning a little break. You gotta deign yourself when you deign the free time, of course. My wife is deigning on the couch, while the Matrix is deigning on cable for the millionth time. Neo just deigned where he really deigns. > > Deign it. No, offence, but I deigned your wife last night. She ordeigned my performance “_deigngerously deiglightful_.” ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/77 "2015-04-19T23:32:41Z")
> [@Tibby or Not Tibby](#): > > No, offence, but I deigned your wife last night. She ordeigned my performance “_deigngerously deiglightful_.” You just deigned the line, deigner. You better deign yourself, or you might just get deigned. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/78 "2015-04-19T23:37:04Z")
“…you _lose_, you get nothing, good deign, sir!..” ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/79 "2015-04-20T02:47:53Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Man, those must be some _powerful_ drugs. Yep. Liberals took them and elected Obama twice. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947/80 "2015-04-20T03:00:48Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Yep. Liberals took them and elected Obama twice. Drugs wear off. Conservative stupid is forever. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-official-response-to-the-haters-re-hillary/717947.md?page=5)