# My oldest sprung an announcement on me.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-oldest-sprung-an-announcement-on-me/845010
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 17, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-oldest-sprung-an-announcement-on-me/845010 "2019-12-17T23:34:35Z")
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### Author: ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2019, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-oldest-sprung-an-announcement-on-me/845010/2 "2019-12-17T23:40:21Z")

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I’m thoroughly confused.

ETA I’ve read it a few more times. I understand it even less now than before.

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