# My panties smell like tuna

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 28, 2002, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477 "2002-06-28T23:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/21 "2002-06-29T03:53:07Z")

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> My panties smell like tuna

That could be considered an olfactory enhancement in some cases.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/22 "2002-06-29T03:53:09Z")

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What I’m seeing is:

Kermit, you insensitive green bastard  
My panties smell like tuna

:eek:

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/23 "2002-06-29T03:55:33Z")

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And now it’s:

Dear Senator Moron  
My panties smell like tuna  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/24 "2002-06-29T03:58:07Z")

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Update:

Cold Sores and Genital Herpes.  
My panties smell like tuna.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/25 "2002-06-29T04:16:41Z")

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Sequential thread titles

New mens cologne smells like…

My panties smell like tuna

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**Author:** ![cheezit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@cheezit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheezit)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/26 "2002-06-29T04:20:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Vertiginous Annie \*  
> \*\* I mean, it’s such a wide opening.
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It IS?

never mind 😃 😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![SlightDistrurbance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SlightDistrurbance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlightDistrurbance)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/27 "2002-06-29T05:33:16Z")

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Now its:

Fucking birds… or how my life just got worse  
My panties smell like tuna.

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/28 "2002-06-29T06:17:35Z")

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Oh yeah? I just saw,

Is Cecil a sea serpent?  
My panties smell like tuna.

Just how familiar IS she with Cecil?

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/29 "2002-06-29T12:21:47Z")

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The Masturbating Chimp  
My panties smell like tuna

I don’t want to think about it.

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/30 "2002-06-29T13:06:41Z")

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I was hoping for some advice about frying bacon whilst buck nekkid…

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/31 "2002-06-29T14:56:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Vertiginous Annie \*  
> \*\*They are stain leopard print bikinis… \*\*

Ah, yes. The lesser Malagasy Stain Leopard. Known to attack Westinghouse clothes dryers as well as unprotected clothes lines. He marks his territory by spraying thereby leaving behind his distinctive tuna/mackeral aroma.

Endangered, and, hopefully soon, extinct.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/32 "2002-06-29T16:10:02Z")

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Tim Wilson said, “Never fry bacon without a shirt on.”

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**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/33 "2002-06-30T00:16:16Z")

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My panties smell like tuna  
Scary Christian Encounter

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/34 "2002-06-30T00:42:05Z")

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“Under God Furor- I smell a rat!”  
“My panties smell like tuna”

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/35 "2002-06-30T01:06:33Z")

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“My panties smell like tuna”  
“When will God intervene?”

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**Author:** ![Vertiginous\_Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@Vertiginous\_Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vertiginous_Annie)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/36 "2002-06-30T01:10:39Z")

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Well - I did laundry.

Thus, my panties no longer smell like tuna.

My SO’s socks smell like cheese, though.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-panties-smell-like-tuna/116477/37 "2002-06-30T03:43:37Z")

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“My boxers smell like…”

Well, never mind.

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