# My penis has been named. I need to get to the bottom of the choice of name. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235 "2003-10-13T19:07:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/41 "2003-10-16T13:46:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rabid\_Squirrel \* > \*\*No, no, no! Rock+penis = chafing and/or bruised todger. > \*\* [Laurena Bobbitt]Oh, a game! Rock+penis+scissors![/LB] ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/42 "2003-10-16T13:47:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rabid\_Squirrel \* > \*\*No, no, no! Rock+penis = chafing and/or bruised todger. > \*\* [Lorena Bobbitt]Oh, a game! Rock+penis+scissors![/LB] ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/43 "2003-10-16T14:06:01Z")
:smack: The joke gets better with the spelling… ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/44 "2003-10-16T14:59:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\ ***Otto** , check your email. This time I’m not teasing. \*\* Yup, looks like a Simon to me. (now if you’ll excuse me I need a few moments of alone time) ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/45 "2003-10-16T15:55:30Z")
Now wait a second here…You mean to tell me that you are a full grown adult male, and you hadn’t named him already? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/46 "2003-10-16T15:59:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \* > \*\*Now wait a second here…You mean to tell me that you are a full grown adult male, and you hadn’t named him already? \*\* Should every adult male already have theirs named? [personal question] Who have you got in your pants? [personal question] ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/47 "2003-10-16T16:31:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \* > \*\*Now wait a second here…You mean to tell me that you are a full grown adult male, and you hadn’t named him already? \*\* My husband told me that guys don’t usually name their own. If they have names, they were usually given by someone else. **Guys** : Is this true? ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/48 "2003-10-16T16:33:16Z")
**misstee** , are you talking to me, or Lil’ Elvis? 😃 I have yet to meet a man who hasn’t named his. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/49 "2003-10-16T16:49:02Z")
_Hello Lil’ Elvis_. \< insert joke about leaving the building, and re-entering the building and leaving the building \> I guess I wasn’t aware that guys named them, something to ask hubby about tonight. When you meet new people, do you ask them what their penis’ name is? ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/50 "2003-10-16T17:24:00Z")
Jeez, **Otto** , you could at least send me a personal email or something, so I don’t feel like such a cheap whore. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/51 "2003-10-16T19:29:04Z")
I’m sorry **scott** , I would never want you to feel like a cheap whore. I’m sure you’re a very _expensive_ whore. I did actually send you a personal email, and when I get home from work tonight I will send you a _very_ personal email… Otto\<----horse with no name ---
**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/52 "2003-10-17T00:01:58Z")
In my circle of friends who are male, only one of us has named his penis. His girlfriend named it for him; it’s name is now Donkey. I’ve never had the urge to name my penis, but I think Rutherford would be a grand name. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/53 "2003-10-17T01:16:52Z")
Well, **Otto** … This is getting interesting. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/54 "2003-10-17T01:20:46Z")
Thats it! I’m naming _mine_ **Otto!** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/55 "2003-10-17T02:46:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Thats it! > I’m naming _mine_ **Otto!** > > 😛 \*\* And look! You can spell it backwards! That’ll come in handy. Or something will come in handy. ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/56 "2003-10-17T03:27:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Thats it! > I’m naming _mine_ **Otto!** 😛 \*\* I’m confused. I thought **vanilla** was a female-type person. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by SkipMagic_ > \*\*And look! You can spell it backwards! That’ll come in handy. > > Or something will come in handy.\*\* Now I’m really confused. I didn’t know **handy** was gay. :o [sub]No offense **handy** , just joking around.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/57 "2003-10-17T05:43:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by heresiarch \* > \*\* Now I’m really confused. I didn’t know **handy** was gay. :o > > [sub]No offense **handy** , just joking around.[/sub] \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/58 "2003-10-17T08:17:00Z")
**Vanilla** would that be for “Otto-mate”? … ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/59 "2003-10-17T09:47:06Z")
I think this thread should return to being about me and **simon evil**. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235/60 "2003-10-17T14:10:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by heresiarch \* > \*\*I’m confused. I thought **vanilla** was a female-type person. > > [/sub] \*\* Female indeed. Just kidding. scott evils penis makes people think of jokes. he heh Now lets get back to him and his penis! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-has-been-named-i-need-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-choice-of-name/207235.md?page=4)