# My penis is crooked to the right **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061 "2001-03-30T03:05:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061/41 "2001-04-02T03:58:26Z")
I curve ever so slightly to the left. I’m a righty. However, it should be noted that, during puberty I first started, um, writing, yeah, writing, with my left hand, since I broke my right hand, and it was in a cast for a while. Jman ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061/42 "2001-04-02T04:06:23Z")
**Bluesman** , you sure seem to be feeling frisky these days…what’s up with that? Not that I object, mind you, I’m just curious. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061/43 "2001-04-02T08:00:27Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **SexyWriter** _ > Straight ones, bendy ones, ones that act like the Amazing Plastic Man, short ones, long ones, limp ones, hard ones. Penis! Give me cock now!!! Hear! Hear! ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061/44 "2001-04-02T11:09:52Z")
Nuthin’ new THERE, Geobabe. Purty frisky ALL the time… For instance, I spent a good part of the weekend chasing Lucretia around the sofa. And she caught me **THREE TIMES**! We were playin’ Robin Hood and Maid Marion (arrow reference again). But Sunday was pretty calm. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![berdollos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@berdollos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/berdollos)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061/45 "2001-04-02T11:38:27Z")
“There was a crooked man And he had a crooked dick. He lived in a crooked house With his crooked prick.” ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061/46 "2001-04-02T16:52:14Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by SexyWriter_ > **Penis! Give me cock now!!!** SexyWriter, You are one **HELL** of a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061/47 "2001-04-02T17:41:45Z")
Back to the OP, sort of… If you’re wondering about whether or not you have Peyronie’s, or if you should get straightened, here’s the scoop: Don’t. Do. It. Surgery is only recommended if you (a) can’t get an erection, (b) you can get one but it’s too crooked to use, or © you can get one but it hurts too much to use. The surgery can quite easily be worse than the problem. If you start to experience pain with this, go to a urologist and talk about ultrasound treatment. It works. Kinda fun, too. I used to have a 45 degree bend to the left, and I have pictures, but I’d get banned if I posted or linked to them, so just imagine a penis shaped like a boomerang and you’ve pretty much got it. ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061/48 "2001-04-02T18:58:12Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Cajun Man \* \*\* > [@](#): > > QUOTE]Hear! Hear! > \*\* Was that supposed to be “Here! Here!” as in “Here’s one”?? -L ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061/49 "2001-04-02T20:38:45Z")
Another gay man checking in. I haven’t seen _thousands_ of dicks (maybe a hundred or so, and that’s counting Mardi Gras), but the ones I have encountered tend to curve one way or the other. It is perfectly normal. Off-subject, but on the JDT thing somebody brought up, I’m curently reading _Circumcision: A History of the World’s Most Controversial Surgery_, by David L. Gollaher. Interesting book which comes out against the operation. (and it gets stares on the Metro, too :D) I don’t care, they taste better trimmed. > [@](#): > > Was that supposed to be “Here! Here!” as in “Here’s one”?? No, that’s “here, here,” as in toss a few my way. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061/50 "2001-04-07T05:09:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiver \* > \*\* > When erect, it points straight out from my body and swells up to the same girth as my wrist…is that normal? \*\* I suppose it is…mine does that too. Or maybe we’re just gifted. 😃 And no, I won’t let y’all see it\*. But if you don’t believe me, ask racinchikki. 😉 [sub]\*–well, maybe the women…if you want to trade pics, email me.[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-crooked-to-the-right/60061.md?page=2)