# My penis is fine the way it is, thanks **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 27, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918 "2003-02-27T17:16:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918/21 "2003-02-28T16:50:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*I **was** gonna say something about your girlfriend’s hairy chest, but I guess that explains it. > > It still doesn’t tell me why **he** was complaining about the size of your penis, though. > [sub]didn’t think I was gonna be able to come back from that one, didja?[/sub] \*\* Umm… uh…he’s just trying to foment trouble? Yeah, that’s it. That’s the ticket. Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918/22 "2003-02-28T18:01:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > [sub]didn’t think I was gonna be able to come back from that one, didja?[/sub] :eek: Damn, I’m in awe. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918/23 "2003-02-28T18:06:47Z")
I get spam for **Human Growth Hormone** 😕 I guess it’ll make all my bits equally gargantuan :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918/24 "2003-02-28T18:06:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by photopat \* > **My girlfriend has never complained; in fact none of my old girlfriends ever complained either, so I figure they must have been satisfied with what I brought to the party.** How come I never get invited to those kinds of parties? That aside, I hate all of these jokes about penis size. I’m very sensitive to that issue. I’m ashamed to say that I only have 3 inches. But hey, some women like it that thick. ---
**Author:** ![epolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@epolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epolo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918/25 "2003-02-28T22:27:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by roadkiller \* > \*\*If you want your dick as big as a pipe, I could forward you this email that I got. \*\* Are you saying you could make my dick look like [this](http://www.royalmeerschaum.com/images/calabash/cb850.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918/26 "2003-03-01T06:23:43Z")
Just checkin’ in to the thread. Nothing to ‘add’, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![litost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@litost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/litost)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918/27 "2003-03-01T07:38:49Z")
As long as it can be grown safely and naturally, why resist? Give in to your grown-up tastes. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918/28 "2003-03-01T14:51:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2trew \* > \*\*So, did you get to keep the stuff they trimmed off, like in a jar on the mantel or something, or did they just dispose of it? \*\* No, you plant it and grow little dick-taters (thanks, Kinky Friedman). ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918/29 "2003-03-01T16:20:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baker \* > \*\*Heck, I get those emails and I’m female! Thanks for nothing guys! \*\* I get emails trying to sell me dick growing stuff and on the same day I get emails trying to sell me tit growing stuff. I’m very confused, gender-wise. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918/30 "2003-03-01T20:22:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by roadkiller \* > \*\*If you want your dick as big as a pipe, I could forward you this email that I got. \*\* Depends. Sewer pipe or crack pipe? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-fine-the-way-it-is-thanks/157918.md?page=1)