# My penis is so big...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-so-big/330806
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 13, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-so-big/330806 "2005-11-13T02:24:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-so-big/330806/61 "2005-11-18T15:54:24Z")

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My dick is so big, movie popcorn comes in three sizes: large, jumbo, and my dick.

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### Author: ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2005, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-so-big/330806/62 "2005-11-19T23:49:34Z")

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> [@JohnBckWLD](#):
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> Which could be about vaginas being so \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ orMy winky is so tiny I always end up peeing on my balls.
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> My penis is so pitiful that I suffer from clit envy.
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> My wang is so puny Asian men point and laugh @ me in the showers.

MDIS small that I’m an “inny”.  
MDISS that when I ejaculate the sperm come out single-file.  
MDISS I can fuck a Froot Loop without breaking it.

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### Author: ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-so-big/330806/63 "2005-11-20T00:05:52Z")

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My dick is so small, it fits between Barbie’s toes.  
My dick is so small, I can fuck the angels who dance on the head of a pin.  
My dick is so small, I need a scanning electron microscope to jerk off.  
My dick is so small, even R. Lee Ermey can’t make fun of it.

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### Author: ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-so-big/330806/64 "2005-11-20T00:20:27Z")

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My dick is so small that its existence is only theorized by today’s top physicists.  
My dick is so small I can fuck a girl by quantum-leaping it through her pants.

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