# My penis is the largest object in the solar system. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 18, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939 "2007-11-18T19:09:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/1 "2007-11-18T19:09:23Z")
Seriously. It’s huge. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/2 "2007-11-18T19:10:02Z")
Is it strangely attractive? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/3 "2007-11-18T19:11:37Z")
Dude, if you’ve got specks of things orbiting around your penis, A) I don’t think the ladies want to know about it B) You should see a doctor. Tripler I’m just sayin’ . . . ya know. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/4 "2007-11-18T19:13:58Z")
[QUOTE=Tripler] B) You should see a doctor. [/QUOTE] I don’t have to go anywhere. He can see it if he looks to the east after sunset. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Socks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a8b319/32.png) [@Captain\_Socks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Socks)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/5 "2007-11-18T19:53:53Z")
Massive sequential thread potential. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/6 "2007-11-18T20:00:53Z")
[QUOTE=Captain Socks] Massive sequential thread potential. [/QUOTE] The operative word being _massive_. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/7 "2007-11-18T20:02:03Z")
So big light bends as it passes by… ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/8 "2007-11-18T20:04:32Z")
[QUOTE=Tripler] Dude, if you’ve got specks of things orbiting around your penis, [/QUOTE] C) Those are Klingons. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/9 "2007-11-18T20:10:56Z")
> [@](#): > > C) Those are Klingons. Naturally. Small penises are not honorable. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/10 "2007-11-18T20:13:14Z")
What would be the point of having a penis that large? I mean, I highly doubt any woman would want that anywhere near here. ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/11 "2007-11-18T20:24:24Z")
Mine’s so big it’s got a multi-galaxy government called the United Federation of Shecky’s Penis. It’s so big it doesn’t even return Dick Cheney’s calls. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is-the-largest-object-in-the-solar-system/426939/12 "2007-11-18T20:40:45Z")
This thread has no staying power, however. I make no comments about your penis.