# My penis is

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is/336275>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 19, 2005, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is/336275 "2005-12-19T09:00:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is/336275/81 "2005-12-22T15:10:32Z")

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I must not fear my penis. My penis is the mind-killer. My penis is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my penis. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where my penis has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.  
_-Bene Gesserit, Litany of Dante’s Penis_

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**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is/336275/82 "2005-12-22T19:17:42Z")

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My penis is…

…Three Feet High and Risin’

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**Author:** ![Coin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Coin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coin)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is/336275/83 "2005-12-22T20:42:15Z")

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called “Hastur” in certain scrolls penned by the mad Arab.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is/336275/84 "2005-12-23T02:19:21Z")

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My penis has been seen by thousands of people.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is/336275/85 "2005-12-23T03:32:30Z")

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All your base are belong to my penis!

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis-is/336275/86 "2005-12-23T06:43:19Z")

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> [@Pork Rind](#):
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> My penis is so mean, it’s rumored that it once shot a man _just for snoring_.

Mine shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

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