# MY penis **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2004, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731 "2004-09-02T06:20:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/1 "2004-09-02T06:20:44Z")
Yeah, my turn! Nothing special about it, really. Oh wait - on Consumption Junction, there’s a series of video clips featuring a wacky masturbator and he’s my EXACT PENIS TWIN! Ours look EXACTLY THE SAME! Except for tone, so guess it’s not exact, but aside from that, they’re identical! ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/2 "2004-09-02T07:34:01Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > Yeah, my turn! > > Nothing special about it, really. Oh wait - on Consumption Junction, there’s a series of video clips featuring a wacky masturbator and he’s my EXACT PENIS TWIN! Ours look EXACTLY THE SAME! Except for tone, so guess it’s not exact, but aside from that, they’re identical! Cite? ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/3 "2004-09-02T07:40:31Z")
I’m not especially interested in what kind of sausage is on this pizzabrat. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/4 "2004-09-02T08:02:27Z")
No, it’s _my_ penis! Give it back or I’m telling! Mom!!! ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/5 "2004-09-02T11:07:49Z")
[dad] Will you two stop fighting and _SHARE!!_ If I have to stop this car, there’s going to be trouble! [/dad] ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/6 "2004-09-02T11:20:17Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > Yeah, my turn! > > Nothing special about it, really. Oh wait - on Consumption Junction, there’s a series of video clips featuring a wacky masturbator and he’s my EXACT PENIS TWIN! Ours look EXACTLY THE SAME! Except for tone, so guess it’s not exact, but aside from that, they’re identical! Which one is the wacky masturbator? Is it the lucky one who can come seven times in six minutes? ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/7 "2004-09-02T11:27:33Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > Yeah, my turn! > > Nothing special about it, really. Oh wait - on Consumption Junction, there’s a series of video clips featuring a wacky masturbator and he’s my EXACT PENIS TWIN! Ours look EXACTLY THE SAME! Except for tone, so guess it’s not exact, but aside from that, they’re identical! You understand we’ll need video of both in use to get a fair comparison going, right? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/8 "2004-09-02T11:30:14Z")
> [@Uvula Donor](#): > > [dad] > Will you two stop fighting and _SHARE!!_ > > If I have to stop this car, there’s going to be trouble! > [/dad] _Y-e-e-e-e-s-s-s-s-s…_ _Share the penis_. Ignore the video camera. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/9 "2004-09-02T11:54:59Z")
Gee I don’t have my own penis thread, and he’s looking mighty tentative about me starting one. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/10 "2004-09-02T11:57:46Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > Gee I don’t have my own penis thread, and he’s looking mighty tentative about me starting one. [The Penis Nazi] NO! **NO PENIS FOR YOU!** [/The Penis Nazi] ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/11 "2004-09-02T12:01:51Z")
Ya know, all you guys starting penis (penii? penae?) threads are gettin’ awful cocky. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/12 "2004-09-02T12:04:20Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > [The Penis Nazi] > > NO! **NO PENIS FOR YOU!** > > [/The Penis Nazi] Why the hate, brother? Plenty of penis love here if you know where to look. Don’t discriminate. All penises are equal. Do they not bleed if you cut them? Or are you a facist asshole? 😉 (C’mon, that was kinda funny) ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/13 "2004-09-02T12:09:49Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Ya know, all you guys starting penis (penii? penae?) threads are gettin’ awful cocky. Nah… just cockeyed and dickheaded. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/14 "2004-09-02T13:11:43Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > [The Penis Nazi] > > NO! **NO PENIS FOR YOU!** > > [/The Penis Nazi] I’m just glad that wasn’t my genetic code talking. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/15 "2004-09-02T13:16:07Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > . Do they not bleed if you cut them? Bleedin’ penises are lots of fun. Bleeding penises are no fun. ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/16 "2004-09-02T14:17:20Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > Gee I don’t have my own penis thread, and he’s looking mighty tentative about me starting one. You might even say that not starting one is making him a little…wait for it…testy. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/17 "2004-09-02T14:43:33Z")
With all the penis threads in here lately I’m beginning to wonder if the “P” in MPSIMS stands for “Penis”. ---
**Author:** ![Zog\_10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c57346/32.png) [@Zog\_10](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zog_10)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/18 "2004-09-02T15:06:08Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Ya know, all you guys starting penis (penii? penae?) threads are gettin’ awful cocky. People are only starting threads like this so they don’t get the shaft. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/19 "2004-09-02T15:12:41Z")
Penises are so often the topic of discussion in this forum, I’m considering changing my username to AGlimpseOfJohnson. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/20 "2004-09-02T16:50:14Z")
I could only imagine the video shoot though. “If you cock your head a certain way, it kind of looks like B]pizzabrat\*\*'s… cock.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731.md?page=2)