# MY penis **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2004, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731 "2004-09-02T06:20:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/21 "2004-09-02T19:50:45Z")
My penis…my penis…my penis a Parker TM ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/22 "2004-09-02T21:14:06Z")
I envy you guys that can start a penis thread and get so many posts. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/23 "2004-09-02T22:14:34Z")
My penis outta ink. Can I borrow yours? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/24 "2004-09-02T22:35:24Z")
My penis leaking in my shirt pocket. Can you get the stain out? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/25 "2004-09-02T23:03:53Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > My penis leaking in my shirt pocket. Can you get the stain out? Well, they always tell us not to keep condoms in our pocket. That would be the only thing I can think of to help you from preventing further stains there. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/26 "2004-09-02T23:14:05Z")
Okay, once and for all, the plural of _penis_ is _penes_ (correct Latin plural), or alternately, _penises_. Penii is not a word, and neither is penae! Say it with me: _The plural of penis is penes. The plural of penis is penes. The plural of penis …_ ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/27 "2004-09-02T23:19:08Z")
This thread is addick-ting… _ducks_ ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/28 "2004-09-02T23:23:19Z")
> [@dwalin](#): > > Okay, once and for all, the plural of _penis_ is _penes_ (correct Latin plural), or alternately, _penises_. Penii is not a word, and neither is penae! > > Say it with me: _The plural of penis is penes. The plural of penis is penes. The plural of penis …_ _ **Dwalin** _: The plural of penis is penes. The plural of penis is penes. The plural of penis … _ **Chorus of Gay Men and of Straight Women Who Enjoy Multiple Partners** _: The plural of penis is **fun**. The plural of penis is **fun**. The plural of penis … Don’t like that? I can do my Grumpy Old Man imitation, and remind you that I knew you when the only thing you could do with your penis was take a piss! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/29 "2004-09-02T23:35:31Z")
Penis penis penis penis testes testes! Penis penis penis penis testes testes! Schllllllllloooooooooooooongggggg… ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/30 "2004-09-03T00:16:07Z")
That reminds me… I haven’t watched “badger badger mushroom” in a long time. Maybe I’ll go do that now. I kinda miss it. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/31 "2004-09-03T00:23:25Z")
My penis mightier than my sword. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/32 "2004-09-03T00:37:00Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Don’t like that? I can do my Grumpy Old Man imitation, and remind you that I knew you when the only thing you could do with your penis was take a piss! 😛 Uh, I really don’t think you did, actually… ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/33 "2004-09-03T00:42:04Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > Penis penis penis penis testes testes! Penis penis penis penis testes testes! > > Schllllllllloooooooooooooongggggg… If I had any skills at all with flash programs, I would create this one. Penis twin. Hmm. Does this mean I have a vagina twin out there somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731/34 "2004-09-03T00:50:12Z")
This is definitely one too many penis threads. **Cajun Man** for the SDMB [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-penis/262731.md?page=1)