# My pick to play the Sub-Mariner...

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**Created:** [May 8, 2020, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pick-to-play-the-sub-mariner/853443 "2020-05-08T22:02:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pick-to-play-the-sub-mariner/853443/1 "2020-05-08T22:02:19Z")

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presuming they use him in an Avengers movie or give him his own. John Cena seems perfect for the role. He wouldn’t have to bulk up at all; put wings on his feet and a pair of Spock ears and he’s good to go.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pick-to-play-the-sub-mariner/853443/2 "2020-05-08T23:15:56Z")

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I dunno, John Cena just looks too… nice. He looks like a really nice guy. Whoever plays Namor needs two thing: abs of steel, and a resting bitch face that can shatter glass at twenty paces.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pick-to-play-the-sub-mariner/853443/3 "2020-05-08T23:25:00Z")

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Get Jason Momoa and officially make Namor and Aquaman alternate universe equivalents of each other. \>\_\>

(I…I just want Momoa to be in everything. Preferably shirtless.)

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pick-to-play-the-sub-mariner/853443/4 "2020-05-08T23:36:06Z")

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[There’s some great ideas in this listicle.](https://screenrant.com/actors-who-could-play-namor-the-sub-mariner/) I’m not familiar with his work, but Ian Anthony Dale really looks the part.

Keanu ain’t half bad, neither,

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pick-to-play-the-sub-mariner/853443/5 "2020-05-08T23:36:49Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I dunno, John Cena just looks too… nice. He looks like a really nice guy. Whoever plays Namor needs two thing: abs of steel, and a resting bitch face that can shatter glass at twenty paces.

He’s been the bad guy before. I think he could manage it, but Dwayne Johnson does that face awfully well.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pick-to-play-the-sub-mariner/853443/6 "2020-05-08T23:48:39Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> [There’s some great ideas in this listicle.](https://screenrant.com/actors-who-could-play-namor-the-sub-mariner/) I’m not familiar with his work, but Ian Anthony Dale really looks the part.
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> Keanu ain’t half bad, neither,

Lewis Tan didn’t make that list, but I’d like to see what he could do with the role.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pick-to-play-the-sub-mariner/853443/7 "2020-05-09T03:19:01Z")

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Sam Donaldson, 68 years ago

> **[MINER MINUTES: Sam Donaldson](https://www.ktep.org/ktep-local/2013-11-05/miner-minutes-sam-donaldson)**
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> Texas Western graduate and veteran journalist, Sam Donaldson. Today is Day 57 in the Countdown to UTEP's Centennial Year.Aired Nov. 5, 2013.

Heck, Sam Donaldson forty years ago

> **[Sam Donaldson - El Paso, Texas | wall](https://www.digie.org/en/media/22466)**
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> This is a photo of Sam Donaldson during the 1980s. "Donaldson was born in El Paso, Texas, the son of Chloe (née Hampson), a school teacher, and Samuel Donaldson, a farmer. He grew up on the...

Even thirty-some years ago

[https://www.nmmi.edu/alumni/hall-of-fame-eminence/mr-samuel-a-donaldson-jr-1951-hs/](https://www.nmmi.edu/alumni/hall-of-fame-eminence/mr-samuel-a-donaldson-jr-1951-hs/)

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**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pick-to-play-the-sub-mariner/853443/8 "2020-05-09T12:17:07Z")

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Zachary Quinto would make an AWESOME Namor. He even kind of looks like him.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pick-to-play-the-sub-mariner/853443/9 "2020-05-09T20:27:57Z")

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> [@nitroglycerine](#):
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> Zachary Quinto would make an AWESOME Namor. He even kind of looks like him.

Pointed Ears? check

Sorta flat-topped black hair? check

Lean figire? check

If you can play Spock, you can play Namor.
