# My plans for world domination are nearly complete!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 30, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-plans-for-world-domination-are-nearly-complete/413692 "2007-07-30T15:37:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-plans-for-world-domination-are-nearly-complete/413692/21 "2007-07-31T18:57:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Snickers]  
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?  
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I think so, Brian, but Jerry Lewis and Shirly McClaine? What would become of the children?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-plans-for-world-domination-are-nearly-complete/413692/22 "2007-07-31T20:00:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Scuba\_Ben]  
ISTB, but what if the _Reader_’s new owners don’t want to sell the hampsters?  
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We can replace them with schizophrenic mice.

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