# My pool is filled with half naked nubile babes and I'm annoyed. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440 "2003-06-26T03:08:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![And\_that\_s\_the\_bottom\_line](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df788c/32.png) [@And\_that\_s\_the\_bottom\_line](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/And_that_s_the_bottom_line)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/21 "2003-06-26T08:21:08Z")
**Scylla** , where did you say you lived again? I’m kidding of course. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/22 "2003-06-26T10:50:28Z")
**Scylla** Didn’t I just read where you had a new digital camera?!? And isn’t my e-mail address available just below my post?!? You probably see where I’m going with this. You send the pictures, and as soon as I’m done “studying” them, I’ll post them and link so everyone can see. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mallocks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@mallocks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mallocks)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/23 "2003-06-26T10:54:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Casey1505 \* > \*\*Gentlemen, let’s not argue over trivial aspects of **scylla** ’s post, such as the correct plural of “nubile”. The fact remains that he’s got 7 hotties in bikinis on his sofa. Let’s all just enjoy it vicariously until he posts pictures (hint! hint!) of his “dilemma”. \*\* I second the motion. Clearly it is up to us here at Straightdope to help poor **Scylla** out anyway we can 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/24 "2003-06-26T11:12:23Z")
Enough of this talk about half naked nubile blonde babes. We need to help **Scylla** with his pH problem. [pedantry] I seem to remember that heavy use of a pool almost always brings the chlorine level down, no? And the organic matter could well be from other sources with that many people using it…skin cells, (blonde) hair, etc. A well-used pool needs more chlorine than one that is empty most of the time. [/pedantry] ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/25 "2003-06-26T12:11:17Z")
I’m with **Mastema**. That’s it. I can’t think of anything else. Although it brings back to mind my t-shirt concept from Giraffe’s Challenge. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/26 "2003-06-26T13:54:28Z")
Yeah **Scylla** we want PROOF this is going on in your pool. How do we know if this isn’t some damn lie unless you email me some digital photos of the tanning session. Preferably the part where they rub lotion on each other. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/27 "2003-06-26T13:59:08Z")
[Deep Voice] Behold, men, the curse of marriage! One day you too will have every guy’s dream! A pool full of scantily clad babes! And, because you’re married, you’ll be worried about your chlorine! Doom! Dooooooooom! [/Deep Voice] ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/28 "2003-06-26T14:05:23Z")
Scylla, you poor bastard. Is there some charity out there for the overly-nubianed among us? Think of the huuuusbands! For god’s sake, won’t someone think of the HUSBANDS???!!!??? ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/29 "2003-06-26T14:18:04Z")
You know if they are swimmers, our Masters team could use some new women swimmers. We do not have enough, to, um, fill out a relay team, yeah that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/30 "2003-06-26T14:34:19Z")
**Scylla** has got it easy! I just won the lottery, the Nobel Prize and bagged Brooke Burns. Pity me!! ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/31 "2003-06-26T14:34:19Z")
> [@](#): > > I doubt you believe me We’d believe you if you’d just set up a webcam. ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/32 "2003-06-26T14:47:54Z")
That’s it. Now we’ve finally confirmed that **Scylla** is, indeed, Hugh Hefner. With goats and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/33 "2003-06-26T14:52:03Z")
And blimps. ---
**Author:** ![Fin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@Fin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/34 "2003-06-26T14:57:46Z")
We must help **Scylla**. If we all take one of the nubiles from him, he will become nubile-free and once again happy. I volunteer to take one (just don’t tell my wife). ---
**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/35 "2003-06-26T15:01:15Z")
I see lots of people interested in these blonde “Nubians”, and that’s good. But I think you’re missing the point. After a while, you get to the point where you just don’t care that much anymore. **Scylla** , I have the same dilemma with college freshman girls. My brother is a freshman, very popular and studly, so there are always all of these increbly hot 18-year-olds hanging around his house, where I am a lot. One could just sit there ogling them all day. But you know what? They’re way more trouble than they’re worth. Too much maintenance and overhead. I’d rather just hang out with my girlfriend (of eight years, so it’s similar to being married). I’m only 29. Is that wrong? Have I suddenly gotten old? ---
**Author:** ![Fin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@Fin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/36 "2003-06-26T15:04:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Necros \* > \*\*I see lots of people interested in these blonde “Nubians”, and that’s good. But I think you’re missing the point. After a while, you get to the point where you just don’t care that much anymore. \*\* In all honesty, when I see a hot youngish (18-21) nubile girl I think “Hmm, I wonder if she can babysit so my wife and I can get out for an evening.” But hey, I can dream, can’t I? ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/37 "2003-06-26T15:04:21Z")
I could just be weird, but I find the fact that there are a bunch of girls in bikini’s hanging out at your place that don’t do anything for you gives you about a million sexy points in my book. Not that it matters! I’m only a tall, thin blonde in my early 20’s who’s working towards a degree in marine bio–Err, wait. No. No, I’m not. _shakes head_ Btw: I would become murderous if I were your wife. If there’s one thing I hate more than pretty girls in bikinis, it’s pretty girls in bikini’s at my house while I’m pregnant. Go home and kiss your wife a few times for not screwing up the ph balance in the pool with oodles of young, nubile blood, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/38 "2003-06-26T15:06:45Z")
So, how much trouble could you get into if you took pictures of your nubile relations and put them on a web page, then posted the URL on a public message board, visited daily by thousands of people? Oh. That much trouble. Dang. ---
**Author:** ![Tixenfleaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@Tixenfleaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tixenfleaz)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/39 "2003-06-26T15:38:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > **Hopefull I’ll get to it by the big family party on August 8th (When all the nubians will return (They leave Sunday,)** Ya know, I’ll bet that somewhere in the deep dark depths of the gene pool you and I are at least _distantly_ related. What kind of beer should I bring? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/40 "2003-06-26T16:05:29Z")
After they’re through at the pool, do they all go upstairs and have pillow-fights in their shorty nightgowns? —Eve (who’s just wondering, is all) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440.md?page=3)