# My pool is filled with half naked nubile babes and I'm annoyed. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440 "2003-06-26T03:08:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/41 "2003-06-26T16:17:39Z")
Ahhh yes… the Casa Anthrax. I admire your restraint not to Lance a lot. ---
**Author:** ![hilltopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@hilltopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hilltopper)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/42 "2003-06-26T16:19:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\*Yeah **Scylla** we want PROOF this is going on in your pool. How do we know if this isn’t some damn lie unless you email me some digital photos of the tanning session. > > Preferably the part where they rub lotion on each other. \*\* You just gave away your sex…(reference to the problems with handle thread) I suppose you could be a lesbian 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/43 "2003-06-26T16:27:14Z")
**Scylla** , you don’t just have guests. You’re entertaining Nubility. And Prince William and Harry where nowhere in sight…? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/44 "2003-06-26T16:34:33Z")
Once again, confirming every man’s fear – that once you’re settled down as a family man, THEN you’ll just keep bumping into hot babes every time you turn. BTW, all those requests for web pics – obviously, the ideal would be overhead photographs of the pool area, taken from a **blimp-cam**. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/45 "2003-06-26T16:42:16Z")
Main Entry: Nu·bi·an Pronunciation: 'nü-bE-&n, 'nyü- Function: noun Date: 15th century 1 a : a native or inhabitant of Nubia b : a member of one of the group of dark-skinned peoples that formed a powerful empire between Egypt and Ethiopia from the 6th to the 14th centuries 2 : any of several languages spoken in central and northern Sudan - Nubian adjective So these girls are all dark-skinned? ---
**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/46 "2003-06-26T17:58:48Z")
You know a couple of centuries ago , as pater nostra you could have exercised your rights for droits de signeur i believe , spelling could be way off though. Seriously , life does work in mysterious ways , watch what you wish for , you just might get it. And i bet 10 or more years ago ,you did wish for this ,lol. Declan ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/47 "2003-06-26T18:04:21Z")
He did say they’d been tanning for 2 weeks… ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/48 "2003-06-26T18:16:01Z")
Come clean, Scylla. You’re not complaining. You’re BRAGGING… ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/49 "2003-06-26T20:11:46Z")
I think Scylla should buy himself a pimp suit. Though he’d probably be too old to wear it… ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/50 "2003-06-26T20:51:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Vorae \* > \*\*::Raises a glass to **Scylla** :: > > I hope I grow up to be a grown-up like you someday. \*\* Gawd, I hope I never get that ‘grown-up’. The day a young, shapely beauty-let alone a half-dozen of them-no longer grabs my attention, is the day I start to die. I agree that a youngster like that would have a lot of ‘maintenance and overhead’. But heck, it’s free to look! (I’m 34, BTW. My wife will be 38 in August. And I’ll take her over some 20-year-old bathing beauty any day of the week. But I’d still love to see Scylla’s guests helping each other with their tanning lotion …) ---
**Author:** ![Panzerfaust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Panzerfaust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panzerfaust)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/51 "2003-06-29T03:14:06Z")
I’m trying to think of something to say as a sort of “pat on the back”, **Scylla**. I really am. But to be honest, I’m wondering how high you’re pulling your plaid, double-knit, polyester slacks over your pink golf-shirt these days. Then again, I’m young and horny. And **malkavia** , that’s a goddamned lie and you know it! I broke your sexy _bank_ back in the day, and I still would’ve been out there swimming the entire day, possibly taking time off work to do so. Though it’s true that you’d become murderous. I’m surprised I escaped death so many times. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/52 "2003-06-29T03:33:13Z")
> [@](#): > > I think Scylla should buy himself a pimp suit He’s a man on a mission, he’s a pimp with a blimp, and he’s surrounded by Nubian beauties … he’s Scylla … and he’s **Kool Pool Daddy** _wakka-chakka-wakka-chakka-wakka-chakka_ Okay, I’ve been watching too much Soul Cinema. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/53 "2003-06-29T13:10:47Z")
Clearly this number of women is disturbing to you. How many would you need to get rid of to make you more comfortable? Send me your address, and I will send you shipping crates, as many as you need. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/54 "2003-06-30T17:39:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Panzerfaust \* > And **malkavia** , that’s a goddamned lie and you know it! I broke your sexy _bank_ back in the day, and I still would’ve been out there swimming the entire day, possibly taking time off work to do so. Though it’s true that you’d become murderous. I’m surprised I escaped death so many times. Bah. Me too. Granted, you seemed a bit less lecherous \back in the day\. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/55 "2003-06-30T17:41:05Z")
PREVIEW PREVIEW PREVIEW. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Panzerfaust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Panzerfaust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panzerfaust)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/56 "2003-07-02T00:11:02Z")
Too true, too true. Well, _seemed_, at least. I can’t account for any of my back-in-the-day behaviour, at all. I’m _still_ waiting for all my brain tissue to grow back. Little rascals… ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/57 "2003-07-02T01:27:03Z")
> [@](#): > > They are all tall, blonde, skinny and built…All weekend long there’s been all this nubian flesh in my backard and living room. [Inigo Montoya]You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means[/Inigo] ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/58 "2003-07-02T19:53:03Z")
Hey man, I can relate…at the sister in law’s this weekend. Her hubby’s daughter from a previouse marrige was over with one of her friends…two 17 year olds, in tiny bikini’s. I spent the whole time in the house…I know myself too well to even get close enough to tempt me. So I just read a lot. I didn’t want to be the creepy older guy that was sneeking peeks. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440/59 "2003-07-02T20:16:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Declan \* > **You know a couple of centuries ago , as pater nostra you could have exercised your rights for droits de signeur i believe , spelling could be way off though.** Not quite. Read this Straight Dope column from 1996: [http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5\_181.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_181.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-pool-is-filled-with-half-naked-nubile-babes-and-im-annoyed/184440.md?page=2)