# My poop smells like marijuana **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 31, 2007, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-poop-smells-like-marijuana/406140 "2007-05-31T00:53:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ForumBot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-poop-smells-like-marijuana/406140/1 "2007-05-31T00:53:37Z")
I prepared some brownies the other night for my consumption. Being the fantastic cook that I am, I kept going back for more. They were just so tasty. I guess I ate too much. This is much better than the time I ate so many birds eye chilis my eyes watered from the pain of passing them. It isn’t quite as colorful as the day after corn on the cob, nor as dangerous as that time I ate a sizable BB, but damnit, I’m proud. My poop smells like pot. ---
**Author:** ![ForumBot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-poop-smells-like-marijuana/406140/2 "2007-05-31T00:54:39Z")
Hehe. Poop. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-poop-smells-like-marijuana/406140/3 "2007-05-31T01:14:04Z")
That’s some goooood shit! ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_of\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sock\_of\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_of_Doom)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-poop-smells-like-marijuana/406140/4 "2007-05-31T01:32:42Z")
How high would one have to be to smoke their own crap? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-poop-smells-like-marijuana/406140/5 "2007-05-31T01:37:46Z")
Somewhere, there’s a waste treatment/ co-generation plant whose workers are all about to fail their mandatory drug tests… ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-poop-smells-like-marijuana/406140/6 "2007-05-31T01:53:40Z")
Q: Hmmmm, this is good shit. What is it? Acapulco Gold? BC? Columbian? A: Naaah. It’s ForumBot. Q: Ahhh, um. Why’s the joint so big? A: Welll, uhhhh Q: And, why’s the paper smell like Charmin? A: … ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-poop-smells-like-marijuana/406140/7 "2007-05-31T02:26:12Z")
My marijuana smells like poop. Dog poop. Labrador. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-poop-smells-like-marijuana/406140/8 "2007-05-31T04:31:54Z")
I once ate a pound of smoked salmon and the next day I made the bathroom smell like Lake Michigan. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-poop-smells-like-marijuana/406140/9 "2007-05-31T04:45:27Z")
Get your dog stoned on a fart. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-poop-smells-like-marijuana/406140/10 "2007-05-31T12:35:34Z")
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