# My psycho ex-monster-in law (long)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-psycho-ex-monster-in-law-long/342071>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 29, 2006, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-psycho-ex-monster-in-law-long/342071 "2006-01-29T14:29:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Stillwell\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Stillwell\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stillwell_Angel)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-psycho-ex-monster-in-law-long/342071/21 "2006-01-31T11:42:41Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> The OP isn’t going to jail because the kid smokes.

Nope.

But I bet there are stiff penalties for choking ex-inlaws. 😉

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-psycho-ex-monster-in-law-long/342071/22 "2006-01-31T12:02:22Z")

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> [@Stillwell Angel](#):
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> Nope.
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> But I bet there are stiff penalties for choking ex-inlaws. 😉

Yeah…it’s true. You can’t live with 'em and you can’t kill 'em. But you can _try._

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