# My rabbit gave me a gift tonight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2013, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192 "2013-08-26T09:24:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/1 "2013-08-26T09:24:12Z")
20 mins or so ago i gave the bunny her dinner. After she had been eating for a while I hopped (snerk) into the free rabbit zone and started to pick up and odd poop or 7 - normal housekeeping routine. As she is wont to d the fuzz bucket ran up to me and proceeded to run around me 47 times (la la la I’m a rabbit la la la) then she did something quite odd. To be continued… ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/2 "2013-08-26T12:16:28Z")
Waiting. 😛 I’m on a much-needed vacation so my rabbits are at “rabbit camp” - a rabbit-specializing boarder who they love very much. When we come back to get them, they are always reluctant to leave! So i have no bunny stories currently. ---
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/3 "2013-08-26T12:23:38Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > Waiting. 😛 > > I’m on a much-needed vacation so my rabbits are at “rabbit camp” - a rabbit-specializing boarder who they love very much. When we come back to get them, they are always reluctant to leave! So i have no bunny stories currently. Wow - how lucky are you to have such a service 🆒 Any ways on with my story… so she was doing her usual running around me binky bunny love fest… and then she spat at me :eek: I have never had a rabbit ever spit at me :eek: and it wasn’t just that she spat at me it was \*\*what \*\* she spat at me!:eek::eek::eek: It hit my hand and it was cold and slimy and I of course responded in a cool totally non girly shriek of disgust and flapping of the hands and the object flew across the room. To be continued when the existential shudders stop… ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/4 "2013-08-26T12:28:17Z")
This can’t end well. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/5 "2013-08-26T12:35:08Z")
I didn’t even know that rabbits could spit. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/6 "2013-08-26T12:36:11Z")
I’d kind of been hoping that suddenly there would be rabbit babies and everything would be fluffy and adorable and not at all gross. But I guess life isn’t like that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/7 "2013-08-26T12:38:21Z")
Your username is starting to make a lot of sense. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/8 "2013-08-26T13:12:04Z")
If you’re short on time, you can always write an entry bit-by-bit in Word or notepad and then post it all at once, when you’re finished, rather than do a split three-part OP. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/9 "2013-08-26T14:13:37Z")
Sounds like - in American slang - she hocked a loogie at you?! Ewwww… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/10 "2013-08-26T14:19:12Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I’d kind of been hoping that suddenly there would be rabbit babies and everything would be fluffy and adorable and not at all gross. It could be worse; I was guessing that the “gift” was some horrible rabbit disease. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/11 "2013-08-26T14:48:16Z")
I feel like I’m watching Lost. ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/12 "2013-08-26T15:27:36Z")
> [@Turek](#): > > I feel like I’m watching Lost. Come on… Lost was interesting at the beginning. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/13 "2013-08-26T15:50:24Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > Sounds like - in American slang - she hocked a loogie at you?! Ewwww… Worse. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/14 "2013-08-26T16:07:28Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I’d kind of been hoping that suddenly there would be rabbit babies and everything would be fluffy and adorable and not at all gross. But I guess life isn’t like that. 🙂 Welcome. To the terrifying world of the Devilbunny. Where our lapine saboteurs reveal their true nature: to subvert and destroy a disbelieving humanity. What? [sub]I spent way too much time writing Devilbunny stories back in the nineties…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/15 "2013-08-26T16:33:45Z")
Wabbit season. ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/16 "2013-08-26T16:48:34Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Wabbit season. Ehhh… Duck season! ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/17 "2013-08-26T16:50:21Z")
> [@madrabbitwoman](#): > > To be continued… Oh, FFS, just tell your story or don’t. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/18 "2013-08-26T16:55:10Z")
Elmer season! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/19 "2013-08-26T16:56:07Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Welcome. To the terrifying world of the Devilbunny. Where our lapine saboteurs reveal their true nature: to subvert and destroy a disbelieving humanity. > > What? > > [sub]I spent way too much time writing Devilbunny stories back in the nineties…[/sub] The Devil Bunny Needs a Ham. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192/20 "2013-08-26T17:30:43Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > Oh, FFS, just tell your story or don’t. Seconded. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rabbit-gave-me-a-gift-tonight/667192.md?page=2)