# My Rant - **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rant/96826 "2001-12-04T14:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Disciple\_of\_Alf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/958977/32.png) [@Disciple\_of\_Alf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disciple_of_Alf)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rant/96826/21 "2001-12-05T00:10:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Parisx \* > > The KKK-southern fried geeks and loosers with no morals. > > \*\* Ahh, help me, I’m going to get loosed! ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rant/96826/22 "2001-12-05T01:33:27Z")
KKK-southern fried _geeks_? “a-yup, we’s gonna play some D&D, overclock our computers, watch Star Trek, and then we’s a-gonna BURN CROSSES ON THEM \*\*\*\*\*\*'S LAWN WHILE WEARING BEDSHEETS!” i can’t see it. i really can’t see it at all. maybe you meant the kind that eats live chickens for money? cause you have to SPECIFY… [sub]ps; i like monica. i think she looks good. you just like ladies who you can touch thumbs to forefingers around their waist. that’s perversion and sickness, right there.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rant/96826/23 "2001-12-05T01:34:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Mods, please forward this thread to 1999, when someone might’ve given a rat’s ass. That’s what I was thinking. At first I wondered if the SDMB hamsters started running backwards and took us through a rip in the time-space continuoum. Know what else I hate?? Parachute pants. Sure, they look cool on (especially with your Michael Jackson glove), but those damned things are HOT. Plus, those zippers can dig right into your legs when you sit. Fuck parachute pants, man. And that movie Rocky? That really sucked. I just saw it, and wow- what a stinker. Zette ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rant/96826/24 "2001-12-05T15:48:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tokiwoki \* > \*\*Monica Lewinski? > She’s bad ass. Who else can get an internship at the White House, play with Billy’s willy, and end up making a crap load of money making hand bags? > By the way, I’m majoring in Political Science. Anybody need an intern? 😃 \*\* Do computer programmers get interns? ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rant/96826/25 "2001-12-05T16:04:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Parisx \* > People **that** sit in the right lane > People **that** write checks in teh 10 items or less line. (emphasis mine) Um, that should be people **who**. Now run along. Hurry, the bell’s about to ring and you don’t wanna be late for class. ---
**Author:** ![DopeyDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@DopeyDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DopeyDave)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rant/96826/26 "2001-12-06T13:29:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spritle \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Parisx \* > > People **that** sit in the right lane > > People **that** write checks in teh 10 items or less line. > > (emphasis mine) > > Um, that should be people **who**. > > \*\* Cite please? Or better still … the reason? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rant/96826/27 "2001-12-06T13:35:20Z")
I, for one, though Monica was **HOT**! And you should never bad-mouth 7-11, as it is the cornerstone of American civilization. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rant/96826/28 "2001-12-06T14:51:37Z")
Ooh, daring. Great way to go out on a limb, OP. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-rant/96826.md?page=1)