# My sacrilegious husband

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-sacrilegious-husband/337228>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 26, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-sacrilegious-husband/337228 "2005-12-26T05:25:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-sacrilegious-husband/337228/41 "2005-12-30T19:02:16Z")

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A couple of years back I got the idea of sticking an _Angel_[sup]TM[/sup] action figure in our nativity. It’s been traditional ever since.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-sacrilegious-husband/337228/42 "2005-12-30T20:39:59Z")

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> [@The Sausage Creature](#):
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> I’m a dudette, but I should know better than to ask.
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> And I had to do it clandestinely, but here is [Jesus, King of the Kongs](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/varishna/P1010009.jpg).

To me it looks like Kong is saying

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> Let’s see you nail his ass to a tree now mutherfuckers!

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-sacrilegious-husband/337228/43 "2006-01-02T01:50:41Z")

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Whoa, I just noticed I made threadspotting :eek: 😃 Thanks, Annie X-Mas!

Zebra, that’s hilarious! Sacri-hilarious!

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-sacrilegious-husband/337228/44 "2006-01-02T02:17:34Z")

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> [@The Sausage Creature](#):
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> I’m afraid now that if I find out where Kong sleeps, I’ll find a cache of little baby Jesuses.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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