# My Scotsman is tough as nails. Or, Goddamn, that came out of your weiner!? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 7, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200 "2005-04-07T12:34:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200/21 "2005-04-08T05:48:55Z")
This thread made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt! I wish I could meet your husband. Holy moly. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200/22 "2005-04-08T07:05:20Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > How in the world can someone squeeze a jagged piece of rock THROUGH THEIR COCK and still be afraid of a doctorā€™s gloved finger in their patookus, when itā€™s smaller than what the patookus was designed for?! I love you, **matt**. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200/23 "2005-04-08T07:58:31Z")
I love you too, you hot little Vancouverite stud muffin, you. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200/24 "2005-04-08T11:42:22Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Well, even if a finger is smaller than what the ass was designed for, itā€™s like a bicycle going the wrong way on a one-way street. Sure, itā€™s smaller than a car, but it still leads to disaster. šŸ˜› Actually, itā€™s a two way street that too many ignore. Itā€™s not a one way street. Itā€™s the frigginā€™ AUTOBAHN, BAYBEE! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200/25 "2005-04-08T11:43:34Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > I love you too, you hot little Vancouverite stud muffin, you. And the hot board incest goes on and onā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200/26 "2005-04-08T12:17:58Z")
> [@Seeker74](#): > > I hate to say it **matt** , but he has issues with any activity that involves ass. The couple times we tried anal, he said later that it ā€œfelt gay.ā€ And Iā€™m his fricken wife. :rolleyes: I think you were doing it backwards. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200/27 "2005-04-08T13:53:05Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Actually, itā€™s a two way street that too many ignore. > > Itā€™s not a one way street. Itā€™s the frigginā€™ AUTOBAHN, BAYBEE! > > šŸ˜ƒ Well, sometimes. Mineā€™s more like a new highway out in the lush green forests - two-way, but narrow, and no oneā€™s ever been there. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200/28 "2005-04-08T18:12:28Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > I love you too, you hot little Vancouverite stud muffin, you. Damn, guys, get a room willya? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200/29 "2005-04-08T18:47:22Z")
The Scotsman says thanks for the well-wishing and even the gentle ā€œtaking the pissā€¦ā€ out of him. Har, har. šŸ™‚ And he just _knew_ Iā€™d get on the boards and announce the birth of Rocky\* while he was away at work yesterday. Iā€™m a big blabber mouth. \*the name our friend bestowed upon the stoneā€¦ I was going to name it something more dignified, like Malcolm or Henry. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200/30 "2005-04-08T19:07:51Z")
At least it wasnā€™t a candiru. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-scotsman-is-tough-as-nails-or-goddamn-that-came-out-of-your-weiner/298200.md?page=1)