# My secret shame

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 22, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188 "2003-01-22T12:04:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ulterior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/85f322/32.png) [@Ulterior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulterior)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/21 "2003-01-22T14:23:30Z")

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[sub]I know someone who owns a Yoko Ono record.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/22 "2003-01-22T14:30:26Z")

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**superbee** : I would absolve you if I knew WTF you were talking about.

**mwap** : brother, I was in the cinema thinking how good Rene’s accent was. I cried at the end of _Beaches_, too; what can you do?

**Biba** : there’s a home movie of me air guitaring a chair at my wedding. If I can’t remove the mote from my own eye…

**Ulterior** : you are two steps removed. Be at peace.

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/23 "2003-01-22T14:31:35Z")

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Speaking of “Dude, Where’s My Car,” I can’t wait for the sequel and will probably pay full price in the theatre to see it. On its opening weekend.

and I have a PhD for God’s sake

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**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/24 "2003-01-22T14:32:56Z")

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I have seen every Brady Bunch episode and I continue to watch it. Shhhh (I am 32). Cripes. Hang me.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/25 "2003-01-22T14:35:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \*  
> \*\*and I have a PhD for God’s sake \*\*

I forgive you for your fancy-schmancy degree.

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**Author:** ![Sebhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@Sebhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sebhal)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/26 "2003-01-22T14:35:50Z")

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I would quite _like_ Air Guitar II.

Is it any good?!

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/27 "2003-01-22T14:41:04Z")

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[sub]Think “Blues Clues”[/sub]

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/28 "2003-01-22T14:43:33Z")

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I sometimes watch Cartoon Network while my kids are quietly playing somewhere else in the house.

I quite enjoyed Tom Green’s performance in Road Trip.

I am a guy and still find myself tearing up a bit during many alleged “chick flicks”. Some bad commercials have the same effect, but it could just be the acting.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/29 "2003-01-22T14:45:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ashkicker \*  
> \*\*I have seen every Brady Bunch episode and I continue to watch it. Shhhh (I am 32). Cripes. Hang me. \*\*

I give you a Very Brady Absolution.

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**Author:** ![Rug\_Burn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a87d85/32.png) [@Rug\_Burn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rug_Burn)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/30 "2003-01-22T15:00:47Z")

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I still own that Tiffany CD from way back when. That awful song, I think we’re alone now, was playing the first time I made out with a girl.

Hey cut me a little slack, she was hot and had amazing boobies. Hell, it’s not like I ever actually listen to the cripe, just sentimental.

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**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/31 "2003-01-22T15:05:28Z")

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I don’t get why people make fun of Gilligan’s Island. I think it’s funny.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/32 "2003-01-22T15:09:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rug Burn \*  
> \*\*Hey cut me a little slack, she was hot and had amazing boobies. \*\*

Who, Tiffany?

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**Author:** ![Biba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Biba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biba)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/33 "2003-01-22T15:09:58Z")

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Air Guitar II is good driving music, it’s up there with Rock Monsters (which I seem to own as well).

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/34 "2003-01-22T15:25:19Z")

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I am having problems coming to a degree of forgiveness for **Shibb0leth’s** Tom Green admission. Please give me time.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/35 "2003-01-22T15:29:50Z")

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I saw Spice World in the theater. And I just ate a sandwhich with two slices of processed cheese and two slices of processed ham. I’m definitely beyond redemption.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/36 "2003-01-22T15:31:59Z")

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I like Pink Floyd, but I find screamingly funny one particular remake of “Comfortably Numb” that sends most Floyd fans into fits of rage, it seems. I think the group is the Scissor Sisters, as to the sound of the remake, think Bee Gees mixed with some J-Pop and you’ve got a good idea. Yeah, I know, it’s scary, but I get fits of the giggles when I hear it come up in Winamp.

Oh, and I put a couple versions of the theme song to the “Kingdom Hearts” videogame for the PS2 (the Disney-Squaresoft crossover game) in my Winamp list as well. I can’t help it, I don’t know why I like it that much. Hikaru Utada is really a talented singer and songwriter, though.

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/37 "2003-01-22T15:35:44Z")

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I’d just like to say that Tiffany is _still_ hot, and _still_ has amazing boobies. She did a pictorial for Playboy (or some other similar magazine) a year or two back.

(I’ve still got the stupid CD, too.)

I’ve also still got Samantha Fox’s first album on tape, which I purchased for much the same reason as the Tiffany one; I was a hormonally driven youth, and the chicks were hot.

Jay and Silent Bob crack me up every time I see them, in any of the flicks.

I’m sure there’s more.

[sub]Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn’t show, then you owe me owe me owe…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Rug\_Burn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a87d85/32.png) [@Rug\_Burn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rug_Burn)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/38 "2003-01-22T15:37:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*Who, Tiffany? \*\*

[Tiffany, all grown up now](http://www.tiffanymusic.com/main.html)

Just to clarify, I was refering to the old girlfriend having amazing boobies, not Tiffany. Although, after seeing her site, she has come into her own (apparently posed for Playboy too).

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/39 "2003-01-22T15:37:56Z")

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I like Carrot Top. Don’t spread it around or Vito and Tony will have to pay you’se a visit.

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**Author:** ![cichlidiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cichlidiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cichlidiot)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/40 "2003-01-22T16:00:33Z")

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[sub]I own Daryl Hall & John Oates: Greatest Hits on CD and listen to it on a regular basis.[/sub]

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