# My secret shame

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 22, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188 "2003-01-22T12:04:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/101 "2003-01-24T21:28:45Z")

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“Oh go eat some flowers!”  
“Oh no, my secret shame!”

- The Simpsons

Yes, I know for all of those who haven’t seen a full Simpsons episode that won’t be funny. I can’t believe you guys were forgiven for that!

Blasphemers!!!

😃

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/102 "2003-01-24T21:30:11Z")

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And I own every cd that Britney Spears has ever recorded…

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**Author:** ![XCchick22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/e19b73/32.png) [@XCchick22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XCchick22)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/103 "2003-01-24T22:40:37Z")

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I STILL think Spice World is funny. Not only that, but when the Spice Girls were popular my friends and I made dances to most of the songs. I still practice them monthly.

I have aspirations to be a famous singer, and take every opportunity to make “music videos.” The only thing holding me back is that there is only one song that I can sing well: 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton.

I just ate a box of Girl Scout cookies, the Friendship Circle type.

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**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/104 "2003-01-25T01:38:57Z")

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I’m watching Fastlane, and I kinda like it

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/105 "2003-01-25T02:56:51Z")

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I have a Jar Jar Binks watch and I like to eat cold Brussels sprouts.

Ye gad.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/106 "2003-01-25T04:41:17Z")

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_So Little Time_

It’s the name of the most recent Olsen show. I remembered.

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/107 "2003-01-25T05:13:11Z")

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Usually I would rather read books/surf the net than talk to people face to face.

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**Author:** ![wdcsmwscaa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbce88/32.png) [@wdcsmwscaa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wdcsmwscaa)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/108 "2003-01-25T06:12:55Z")

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I think malcom mcdowell was really hot in a clockwork orange.

I listen to Cher.

_hangs head in shame_

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**Author:** ![thi6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e99b99/32.png) [@thi6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thi6)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/109 "2003-01-25T07:28:51Z")

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I have seen every episode of Kung Fu: The Legend Continues

more than once  
and I liked it.

thi6

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**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/110 "2003-01-25T17:38:25Z")

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Once, I was so desperate for something to read that I read one of those trashy romance novels.

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**Author:** ![dahempfaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@dahempfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dahempfaerie)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/111 "2003-01-25T17:57:52Z")

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i still have the centerfold of scott baio from an 80s issue of tiger beat…um…i had it laminated a couple of years ago…_(turns eyes downward and hangs head)_

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**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/112 "2003-01-25T20:46:29Z")

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I have a CD of Lita Ford’s Greatest Hits. Kiss Me Deadly is my favorite song on it.

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/113 "2003-01-25T21:12:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by freckles \*  
> \*\*Hmm, another secret shame - I have a white cat and I think Salem (her cat) and mine would make the ‘perfect’ couple! \*\*

Awww, common, you missed the most shameful pun you could have made! **"Purrfect"**

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Chinaco \*  
> \*\*Neopets \*\*

Me too, to the extent that I have created not one, not two, but **three** Neopets related websites.

😃

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/114 "2003-01-26T01:13:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bibliophile \*  
> \*\*Thank God, I’m not alone. \*\*

I’ll third that shame. My husband thinks it’s a phase and that I will grow out of my Justin-lust.  
I sure hope so. I’m – years older than him!  
I feel so dirty…

(Oh, and while I’m confessing–I must also say that I watched every single episode of “Tough Enough” on MTV and I don’t even _like_ wrestling. I also watch "Real World’ and “Road Rules” on occasion.) :eek:

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/115 "2003-01-26T02:52:42Z")

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I love the Tomb Raider movie.

I also enjoy the games and wish Lara Croft did _not_ have such enormous boobs.

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**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/116 "2003-01-26T05:34:04Z")

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**Velveeta** I love the stuff. Grew up on it and became imprinted. Haven’t had any for some time as my wife of four years can’t handle it around. I’m thinking of making a secret stash. Sigh.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stranger\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@The\_Stranger\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger_1)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/117 "2003-01-26T05:41:02Z")

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I love to do the New York Times crossword in ink.  
My secret shame…in a week, I usally can only finish about four without any “write-overs”.  
/Hangs Head.

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**Author:** ![martin\_ibn\_martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@martin\_ibn\_martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martin_ibn_martin)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/118 "2003-01-26T06:10:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by koeeoaddi \*  
> \*\*Two words:  
> Billy Jack \*\*

“I’m gonna put this foot up 'side that side of your head, and there ain’t a thing you can do about it”

How can’t anyone love that.

I like Billy Jack for two reasons. First, it was my dad’s favorite movie. Second is all the stuff with the improv theatre group. I was in an improv group in 10th-12th grades, and did lots of the same stuff.

Not a very well made movie, I must admit.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/119 "2003-01-26T06:15:53Z")

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I like hentai.

Actually, I’m not really ashamed of it, as I’m not ashamed of anything that I know of. It’s just the best I can do for a thing I reckon most folks would think I should feel ashamed of.

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**Author:** ![Consuela\_Bobuela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Consuela\_Bobuela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Consuela_Bobuela)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-secret-shame/150188/120 "2003-01-26T13:51:57Z")

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I am a closet Neil Diamond fan  
and  
I am addicted to the Lifetime channel

:o

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