# My selfish little brat of a sister.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 26, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688 "2011-09-26T19:36:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/41 "2011-09-27T03:54:20Z")

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The OP is long gone.

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**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/42 "2011-09-27T04:00:03Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Am I the only one that found this phrasing… odd? :eek:

Maybe until you realize Michael Jackson never had a slow computer.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/43 "2011-09-27T04:29:33Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> The OP is long gone.

Well, it _is_ a school night, so he has lots of online games to play.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/44 "2011-09-27T04:58:52Z")

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I just like the fact the sister is literally a five star “\*\*\*\*\*”.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/45 "2011-09-27T15:01:55Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> The OP is long gone.

Yeah, he was posting from his sister’s computer 'cuz his is sooooo slow. And she kicked him off.

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/46 "2011-09-27T15:35:40Z")

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The OP hasn’t been active on the Dope since post #4.

I say give this a few days, and if the OP still hasn’t returned, maybe they ran away to Waaaaalla Waaaaaalla, WA.

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**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/47 "2011-09-27T17:37:22Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> You play on your sisters, she gets to mess with you and you get off when she tells you to?
> 
> Punch her? I bet you have already donkey punched her.

:eek::eek::eek: I think we have different definitions of what a donkey punch is.

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/48 "2011-09-27T17:44:32Z")

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> [@kushiel](#):
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> :eek::eek::eek: I think we have different definitions of what a donkey punch is.

No, I don’t think you do. **Bucketybuck** was just making a crude, stupid joke. Read his rephrasing again, but with your gutter cap on.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/49 "2011-09-27T18:19:59Z")

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[ul]  
[li]Sell the 11 year old to white slavers.[/li][li]Use a fraction of the proceeds to buy a new computer.[/li][li]Make sure you are tried as a juvenile.[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/50 "2011-09-27T18:20:49Z")

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> [@Chessic\_Sense](#):
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> No, I don’t think you do. **Bucketybuck** was just making a crude, stupid joke. Read his rephrasing again, but with your gutter cap on.

Oooooh, the bad grammar in the preceding sentence confuzzled me.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/51 "2011-09-27T18:26:15Z")

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> [@Scuba\_Ben](#):
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> The OP hasn’t been active on the Dope since post #4.
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> I say give this a few days, and if the OP still hasn’t returned, maybe they ran away to Waaaaalla Waaaaaalla, WA.

Probably got grounded.

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/52 "2011-09-27T19:13:51Z")

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> [@Merneith](#):
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> Assuming that you’re actually a 13 year old gamer, and not a spammer for Nexon/Doobie

I am pretty sure there is a third option in play here. I am a little surprised more people have not realised this actually, it seems pretty obvious.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/53 "2011-09-27T19:35:39Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> I am pretty sure there is a third option in play here. I am a little surprised more people have not realised this actually, it seems pretty obvious.

The 11 year old hacked the 13 year old’s account and is posting to make him look bad?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/54 "2011-09-27T19:55:08Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> I am pretty sure there is a third option in play here. I am a little surprised more people have not realised this actually, it seems pretty obvious.

Damn, not that time travel/parallel universe crap again…and I find the idea of him being grounded rather shocking.

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**Author:** ![Dsman2203](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Dsman2203](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dsman2203)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/55 "2011-09-27T20:31:17Z")

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Um… wat is wid all these people? Can som1 tell me wat is going on? Cuz like no way I didnt make dis account… And how do you u people know about me and and my older sisters argument? And WTF do i not remember making an account on dis? and why is my typing so neat in the thread? Im not sum1’s fuccin english teacher

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/56 "2011-09-27T20:32:19Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> and I find the idea of him being grounded rather shocking.

I’ll say. One usually does the former to avoid the latter.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/57 "2011-09-27T20:33:22Z")

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> [@Dsman2203](#):
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> Um… wat is wid all these people? Can som1 tell me wat is going on? Cuz like no way I didnt make dis account… And how do you u people know about me and and my older sisters argument? And WTF do i not remember making an account on dis? and why is my typing so neat in the thread? Im not sum1’s fuccin english teacher

This thread officially got awesome.

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**Author:** ![Dsman2203](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Dsman2203](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dsman2203)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/58 "2011-09-27T20:35:27Z")

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HEY!!!WTF IS ALL DIS PEOPLE! READ MY REPLY (theother 1…) AND DANK U ENDER24. tank u kayaker. I tink thats wat she did

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/59 "2011-09-27T20:43:27Z")

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The Many Faces of Dsman2203 . . .

And here’s another confirmation for whoever posted the other day about users with numbers at the end of their names.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/60 "2011-09-27T20:47:05Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> The Many Faces of Dsman2203 . . .
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> And here’s another confirmation for whoever posted the other day about users with numbers at the end of their names.

Dammit 🙂

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