# My selfish little brat of a sister. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 26, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688 "2011-09-26T19:36:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/61 "2011-09-27T22:28:05Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > This thread officially got awesome. Indeed! If we’re to keep the narrative coherent (I say, being sum1’s fuccin english teacher), we gotta assume the original poster was a girl–which catches me completely by surprise–and now the younger sister, the owner of the computer, is posting. Which suggests she checked the history on her browser on her computer, which is where older sister registered the account and posted. And it turns out maybe she’s a brat after all. TLDR: Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/62 "2011-09-27T22:37:03Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > If we’re to keep the narrative coherent (I say, being sum1’s fuccin english teacher), we gotta assume the original poster was a girl–which catches me completely by surprise– Nothing gets past you does it? Word to the wise: when an op ends with something like “What am I going to do!!!” statistics show that you may be being trolled. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/63 "2011-09-28T00:22:27Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > Nothing gets past you does it? They don’t call me Sherlock for nuthin. Hell, they don’t call me Sherlock period. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/64 "2011-09-28T00:34:04Z")
Just don’t call me late for supper! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/65 "2011-09-28T01:30:13Z")
> [@Dsman2203](#): > > Um… wat is wid all these people? Can som1 tell me wat is going on? Cuz like no way I didnt make dis account… And how do you u people know about me and and my older sisters argument? And WTF do i not remember making an account on dis? and why is my typing so neat in the thread? Im not sum1’s fuccin english teacher I’m reading this in Joe Pesci’s voice from My Cousin Vinnie. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/66 "2011-09-28T02:01:33Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > I’m reading this in Joe Pesci’s voice from My Cousin Vinnie. This is clearly the problem with the yutes these days. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/67 "2011-09-28T02:09:35Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > Just don’t call me late for supper! Surely you’re not serious? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/68 "2011-09-28T02:27:11Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > Just don’t call me late for supper! If its the fish that would most surely be a bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/69 "2011-09-28T02:39:03Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > If its the fish that would most surely be a bad idea. No, we’re having lasagna . ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/70 "2011-09-28T02:55:08Z")
More of this > [@gonzomax](#): > > Punch her. I don’t know why it made me laugh so hard. Less of this > [@Dsman2203](#): > > Um… wat is wid all these people? Can som1 tell me wat is going on? Cuz like no way I didnt make dis account… And how do you u people know about me and and my older sisters argument? And WTF do i not remember making an account on dis? and why is my typing so neat in the thread? Im not sum1’s fuccin english teacher Accounts compromised guess we’ll have to ban you. If that’s not a good enough reason I cite your inability to acknowledge the existence of spell checking as grounds for banning. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/71 "2011-09-28T03:08:12Z")
> [@boytyperanma](#): > > . If that’s not a good enough reason I cite your inability to acknowledge the existence of spell checking as grounds for banning. Thiis! Oh shit. Goodbye cruel online world… ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/72 "2011-09-28T04:50:12Z")
> [@asterion](#): > > This is clearly the problem with the yutes these days. Did you say “Yutes”? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/73 "2011-09-28T05:08:00Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Did you say “Yutes”? Will the OP, and ONLY the OP, come back and answer the questions? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/74 "2011-09-28T05:08:56Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Did you say “Yutes”? Oh, excuse me, your honor… Two YOUTHS. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/75 "2011-09-28T13:15:19Z")
If the grits don’t fit you must aquit! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/76 "2011-09-28T13:42:57Z")
I have another theory. Dsman is actually Ron Paul… WHO LET HIM ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN??? ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/77 "2011-09-28T14:02:14Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > I’m reading this in Joe Pesci’s voice from My Cousin Vinnie. Yes! And then this: > [@Enderw24](#): > > This thread officially got awesome. is Daniel Tosh. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/78 "2011-09-28T15:30:02Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Will the OP, and ONLY the OP, come back and answer the questions? Based on the OP’s bad spelling, punctuation, grammar, and all else US English in post #55, I believe the answer is a firm no. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/79 "2011-09-28T16:13:54Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > My job involves straight-talk to 8-year-olds; 13-year-olds are no problem :). people still say “straight talk?” ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688/80 "2011-09-28T16:16:23Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > people still say “straight talk?” Seriously. That is SO gay. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-selfish-little-brat-of-a-sister/597688.md?page=5)