# My Siamese cats are Olympians. The bad, bad, bad things!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 15, 2022, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-siamese-cats-are-olympians-the-bad-bad-bad-things/959501 "2022-02-15T04:38:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-siamese-cats-are-olympians-the-bad-bad-bad-things/959501/21 "2022-02-17T06:45:44Z")

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Only if you’re near a crick. Cats are boneless and do fine with a fall from a reasonable height even with weights.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-siamese-cats-are-olympians-the-bad-bad-bad-things/959501/22 "2022-02-19T17:55:48Z")

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Bear fell off the coffee table this morning.  
I told him to quit doping himself.  
Bad, bad, bad idea.

Meeko was staring at her belly button, I thought. She got up to look over the edge at Bear and she had been sitting on a tiny catnip mouse. I guess she planned to hatch it into a real mouse.

Junkies. Both of them.

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