My son keeps kicking me in the crotch

[Wile_E]

@DrLoveGun

Well we ended up buying the Snugli Cross Terrain Carrier. This thing is awesome. We went to the zoo today and he loved it. He can see stuff, he’s up nice and high and it carries everything one would need for a day out with Tink. And it’s nice and comfy. Now he just kicks at my kidneys.

Ah, well that’s okay then, those aren’t as important.

[GrizzRich]

Can the Tinkleberry sit in a grocery-store buggy?
Make sure to push that at arm’s length. You’re SURE to get tagged in the cubes as soon as you’re withing striking distance.

Welcome to fatherhood.
None of us dad’s get out of it without several smacks to the crotch.

[Martiju]

@Renob

Kick him in the crotch a few times and see how he likes it.

And it’s clearly wrong that this is the one post in the thread that made me laugh out loud (in a very quiet, open plan office)

[Mama_Zappa]

@Malacandra

The back of the nipper’s head across the bridge of the nose is always good for a few yucks, too, with the added bonus that Mummy can play as well.

Oooooh yeah. In fact, that was the special game that Dweezil used to reserve especially for Mommy. Only with the front of the head and Mommy’s mouth. Deliberately. On numerous occasions. :mad: Never succeeded in breaking off my front teeth but it wasn’t for lack of trying.

[Scissorjack]

@Mama Zappa

Oooooh yeah. In fact, that was the special game that Dweezil used to reserve especially for Mommy. Only with the front of the head and Mommy’s mouth. Deliberately. On numerous occasions. :mad: Never succeeded in breaking off my front teeth but it wasn’t for lack of trying.

Count yourself lucky you don’t have an adam’s apple.