# My spam provides cool band names **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339 "2006-11-14T02:10:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/1 "2006-11-14T02:10:09Z")
I’ve recently received a couple spam e-mails with subject lines that made me immediately exclaim, “Band name!” _Ahem_ “Soup Moralist” and “Plankton Corsage”. Anybody else? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/2 "2006-11-14T02:42:16Z")
“Roast Barnard” is the best one I’ve seen in my spam box lately. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Octagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@The\_Octagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Octagon)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/3 "2006-11-14T04:50:15Z")
Miyoko Starbird ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/4 "2006-11-14T11:57:50Z")
Got a couple more possibilities in this morning’s batch: “Shrimp Slim” and “Cowmen.” ---
**Author:** ![ryobserver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@ryobserver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryobserver)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/5 "2006-11-15T00:21:08Z")
“Invertebrate G. Haven”. A great name for something, not necessarily a band. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/6 "2006-11-15T00:42:00Z")
[QUOTE=ryobserver] “Invertebrate G. Haven”. A great name for something, not necessarily a band. [/QUOTE] I’m imagining a guy who just CANNOT believe he has to throw in his middle initial because there was already an “Invertebrate Haven” in the Screen Actors Guild. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/7 "2006-11-15T03:16:43Z")
_checks her gmail spam folder_ I’ve got _fossil paycheck_ and _You don’t need to be ugly_ meh ---
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/8 "2006-11-15T04:01:48Z")
This one made me chuckle recently… Sexxually Expliclit ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/9 "2006-11-15T07:26:57Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] _checks her gmail spam folder_ I’ve got _fossil paycheck_ and _You don’t need to be ugly_ meh [/QUOTE] I’m thinking Fossil Paycheck as the band name, and “You Don’t Need to be Ugly” as the title of their debut album 🙂 Can I have a cookie? I like cookies … ---
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/10 "2006-11-15T07:43:04Z")
[QUOTE=Phase42] I’m thinking Fossil Paycheck as the band name, and “You Don’t Need to be Ugly” as the title of their debut album 🙂 Can I have a cookie? I like cookies … [/QUOTE] Produced by Invertebrate G. Haven Chocolate Chip? ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/11 "2006-11-15T08:30:34Z")
Ha! Just got some more good ones: Bonjour Bullseye Brainard Yak Shining Force Sword Do It Savoy ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/12 "2006-11-15T14:02:18Z")
_tongs entrepreneur_ Since I’m at an anti-phishing conference, I don’t have cookies today…but I do have donuts and muffins. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spam-provides-cool-band-names/380339/13 "2006-11-15T14:07:15Z")
Man, I just get boring spam with titles like “Buy cheap V11aggra” and “Mortgage Rates”. I think I might listen to music by Plankton Corsage.