# My spell-checker knows who you really are!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 27, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310 "2006-02-27T14:16:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/1 "2006-02-27T14:16:24Z")

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I use [IeSpell from Red Egg software](http://www.iespell.com/) to spell check my posts, and whenever it encounters a user name that is not in its dictionary, it suggests a close match. I find the suggested corrections to frequently be quite revelaing about the user (in a Ouija board sort of way).

If you would like to see what the Spirits of the Spellchecker have to say about you, post here, and I will summon them to reveal the real you.

_Disclaimer: Only works if your user name is not a common word or phrase that is already in the dictionary (my name is a good example). Not responsible for insulting or uncomplimentary readings. For entertainment purposes only, offer not valid in Tennessee._

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### Author: ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/2 "2006-02-27T14:39:52Z")

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I’ll bite.

Kythereia?

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/3 "2006-02-27T14:43:46Z")

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> [@Gatherer](#):
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> I’ll bite.
> 
> Gatherer?

So? Does it fit?

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### Author: ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/4 "2006-02-27T14:47:03Z")

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_looks around at all the junk/papers/stuff lying around_

It _does_. :eek:

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/5 "2006-02-27T14:49:01Z")

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The Spell-Checker never lies. That will be $49. 😉

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### Author: ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/6 "2006-02-27T14:58:35Z")

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It should be interesting to see what it does with my username…

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### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/7 "2006-02-27T14:59:41Z")

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I’m swampbear. Spellcheck me.

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/8 "2006-02-27T15:01:00Z")

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> [@fish bicycle](#):
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> It should be interesting to see what it does with my username…

Not so much. The Spell Checker sez you really are a fish bicycle.

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/9 "2006-02-27T15:02:30Z")

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> [@swamp bear](#):
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> I’m swamp bear. Spellcheck me.

Pretty spooky, huh? :rolleyes:

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### Author: ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/10 "2006-02-27T15:03:07Z")

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Anaamika, please!

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### Author: ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/11 "2006-02-27T15:04:16Z")

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okay, i’ll bite.

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/12 "2006-02-27T15:04:25Z")

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> [@Anemic](#):
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> Anemic, please!

Have you been stuffing your Flintstones vitamins into the chair cushion again?

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/13 "2006-02-27T15:06:14Z")

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> [@Chris](#):
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> okay, i’ll bite.

Answer hazy, you must be Chris!

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### Author: ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/14 "2006-02-27T15:11:17Z")

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FlyingRamenMonster?

Oh wait, I bet it’s Flying Ramen Monster, isn’t it?

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/15 "2006-02-27T15:14:16Z")

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> [@&lt;no suggestion&gt;](#):
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> \<no suggestion\>?
> 
> Oh wait, I bet it’s Flying Ramen Monster, isn’t it?

Do not taunt the Spell Checker!

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### Author: ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/16 "2006-02-27T15:17:08Z")

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D:

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### Author: ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/17 "2006-02-27T15:18:47Z")

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Me! Me! next!

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/18 "2006-02-27T15:20:57Z")

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> [@pickings](#):
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> Me! Me! next!

If you keep that up, it will never heal.

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### Author: ![gooftroopag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gooftroopag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooftroopag)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/19 "2006-02-27T16:02:22Z")

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gooftroopag, please!

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-spell-checker-knows-who-you-really-are/346310/20 "2006-02-27T16:04:20Z")

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> [@gastropod](#):
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> gastropod, please!

Where’s my salt shaker?!?!

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