Right now I’m dictating this response from through Siri using my fake heavy New England accent
right now Siri seems to be doing OK so I have the seafaring Yankee accent seems to be lacking know walking not lacking
OK she’s messing up here little so heavy inflection seems to mess her up
And now for some stereo typical Yankee savings say you know sayings
you can’t get there from here
Go park the car
And now one of my favorite Bert and I joke sequences dictated through Siri
" I lost a lot of money on the stock market so I decided to end it all, I went to the local general store bought myself a big horse pistol a bottle of carbonic acid and some rope.
went out to local swimming hole tight on noose in the rope drank the Carbolic acid and swung out over the swimming hole fire in the pistol.
the bullet separate the rope I fell into the swimming hole drink so much water I vomited up all the carbolic acid, you know if I hadn’t been such a good swimmer I would’ve drowned…