# My subway rants!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-subway-rants/673703>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 12, 2013, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-subway-rants/673703 "2013-11-12T05:49:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-subway-rants/673703/120 "2013-11-14T12:48:53Z")

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> [@TashaKitty](#):
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> I’m the self-absorbed one? Tell me, exactly what was your reasoning for having kids?

You’re the one who wanted to [sexually assault your best friend](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16832445&postcount=1) because you want his baby. I’m pretty sure you don’t have the moral high ground anywhere.

> [@I'm in love with my gay male friend](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-love-with-my-gay-male-friend/673468/1):
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> I want to lose my virginity to him. I literally fantasize about it and I call his name out when I orgasm. We’re close enough to be comfortable around each other naked but obviously, since he’s gay, he probably wouldn’t want to have sex with me. We’ve talked about having a child together in the future, but I want to conceive it naturally instead of via turkey baster.
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> Should I tell him or would that scare him off? Or should I go for the gusto and strip down and start playing with him and see what his reaction is?

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