# My three step solution to the immigration problem

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-three-step-solution-to-the-immigration-problem/411745>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [July 14, 2007, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-three-step-solution-to-the-immigration-problem/411745 "2007-07-14T12:19:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-three-step-solution-to-the-immigration-problem/411745/21 "2007-07-14T21:22:50Z")

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[QUOTE=catflea12]  
To the poster who said the US would have to invade and control the people of Mexico, why would we? The town I live in annexed a development outside the city limits and the town didn’t have to send in an armed force to do it.  
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Imagine what sort of world we’d live in today if Saddam Hussein had used this line of reasoning rather than invading Kuwait.

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**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-three-step-solution-to-the-immigration-problem/411745/22 "2007-07-14T22:48:11Z")

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[QUOTE=catflea12]

To the poster who said the US would have to invade and control the people of Mexico, why would we? The town I live in annexed a development outside the city limits and the town didn’t have to send in an armed force to do it.  
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Umm… That’s a little bit different (actually **A VERY GREAT DEAL** different). The town and the annexed area are presumably in the same state and certainly in the same country. I think it’s reasonable to assume that the state that these locations are in was in agreement with the annexation. In the case of “annexing” Mexico you are talking one **country** taking over another. Yes, “invade” **would** be the accurate term for it.

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-three-step-solution-to-the-immigration-problem/411745/23 "2007-07-14T22:53:35Z")

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[QUOTE=catflea12]

Step 2: Provide English as a second language to all non-enlish speakers.

Step 3: Provide Spanish as a second language to all non-spanish speakers.  
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How about we all learn Esperanto instead? That’d be much easier than implementing 2 and 3.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-three-step-solution-to-the-immigration-problem/411745/24 "2007-07-14T23:42:32Z")

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Is this satire? Or devil’s advocate?

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**Author:** ![catflea12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@catflea12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catflea12)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-three-step-solution-to-the-immigration-problem/411745/25 "2007-07-14T23:52:53Z")

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Actually, I was just screwing with your minds, doesn’t take much to amuse me

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2007, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-three-step-solution-to-the-immigration-problem/411745/26 "2007-07-15T00:09:28Z")

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[QUOTE=catflea12]  
Actually, I was just screwing with your minds, doesn’t take much to amuse me  
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Regardless how little it takes to amuse you, we do not take kindly to trolling–posting bullshit for the sole purpose of angering other posters.

Do not do this again.

If you need easy amusement, try wandering through the **MPSIMS** Forum where there are amusements galore at varying levels of difficulty that do not involve trolling.

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