# My tongue (kind of long)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tongue-kind-of-long/193046>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tongue-kind-of-long/193046 "2003-08-05T03:34:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tongue-kind-of-long/193046/1 "2003-08-05T03:34:24Z")

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heh, heh, heh.

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tongue-kind-of-long/193046/2 "2003-08-05T05:29:30Z")

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Yeah, but is it limber?

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**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tongue-kind-of-long/193046/3 "2003-08-05T05:33:02Z")

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There was this lady on “Real Sex” I think it was, last week. She had a Gene Simmons tongue. It was huge! You know how you can make a little cup with your tongue? She could make a bowl! She could almost reach her own neck with her tongue.

So, is it anything like that?

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tongue-kind-of-long/193046/4 "2003-08-05T05:41:13Z")

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God dammit. Right when I thought I was going to pop in and make the first inappropriate oral sex remark, I find out that was the whole point of the thread.

I think I’m going to roll up into a ball in the corner and just cry now. ☹ ☹