# My TPS report

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tps-report/704801>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 16, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tps-report/704801 "2014-11-16T20:37:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tps-report/704801/21 "2014-11-17T22:28:55Z")

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Twenty posts…and not a single piece of flair? 😕

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tps-report/704801/22 "2014-11-17T23:20:31Z")

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Gonna have to show this thread my O face.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tps-report/704801/23 "2014-11-24T17:08:24Z")

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> [@xizor](#):
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> Gonna have to show this thread my O face.

Don’t “Jump” to conclusions.

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tps-report/704801/24 "2014-11-24T17:48:56Z")

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But I, I said, I, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I, then I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler.

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**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-tps-report/704801/25 "2014-11-24T18:41:25Z")

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Same source but slightly different slant:

“Mind your cornhole.”

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