# My uncle has two anus's. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 27, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117 "2000-07-27T23:02:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/1 "2000-07-27T23:02:30Z")
It’s true. The family knows about it. He says the “other” one is kind of rudimentary and doesn’t attach to anything. More of a “hollow” as he puts it but he has to keep it clean or it could get infected according to his doctor. I’ve often (ok not often) wondered if it is the remains of a twin that got almost all the way absorbed then decided “well if your going to absorb me then I’m gonna leave you with this!!” (picture mooning fetus here). As a side note if you ever want to see the greatest look on a co-workers face just be silent for like an hour then suddenly turn to to him and say, “Whats the plural of anus?” So what about YOU? Got any medical freaks in your family? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/2 "2000-07-27T23:03:47Z")
OH!! I just thought of something!!! If the plural of anus was anui you could say “anui a stinker!” ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/3 "2000-07-27T23:03:53Z")
Shouldn’t it be anuses? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/4 "2000-07-27T23:05:27Z")
YEAH YOUR RIGHT! Of course! I should have known. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/5 "2000-07-27T23:07:08Z")
anus’s is possesive… I dont even want to think about what that means now. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/6 "2000-07-27T23:07:26Z")
Hmmm, I didn’t know you had a brother. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/7 "2000-07-27T23:08:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Hmmm, I didn’t know you had a brother. \*\* [sarcasm]BWAAAHAHAHA[/sarcasm] Jerk. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/8 "2000-07-27T23:11:06Z")
Sorry, man it was supposed to be a fuckin’ joke. My apologies. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/9 "2000-07-27T23:13:33Z")
_ **EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!** _ Oh, and… **YUCK.** That is all. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/10 "2000-07-27T23:18:16Z")
At least he doesn’t have an extraneuos scrotum. That would be nastier. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/11 "2000-07-27T23:18:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Sorry, man it was supposed to be a fuckin’ joke. My apologies. \*\* God damnit do I have to use fuckin smilies with everything I say? :):):):):):):):):):):):)🙂 🙂 I _can_ take a shot. I swear. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Asmodeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@Asmodeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asmodeus)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/12 "2000-07-27T23:29:55Z")
Sounds like a pilonidal cyst to me. [http://www.emedicine.com/emerg/topic771.htm](http://www.emedicine.com/emerg/topic771.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/13 "2000-07-27T23:31:51Z")
So how did your family find out about your Unca’s anui? I hope he’s never been to jail. :ducking twice: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/14 "2000-07-27T23:31:58Z")
Hey Asmodeus. What good is a link like that if there are no pictures. We want pictures! ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/15 "2000-07-27T23:45:12Z")
Asmo, I had a pilonidal cyst, but it was basically on the tip of my tailbone–several inches from the rectum. Besides, his doctor said so. 🙂 Pilonidal cysts aren’t too hard to identify; I don’t think the doc would’ve missed it. But hey, might be worth asking. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/16 "2000-07-27T23:46:22Z")
And ya know, I was just gonna ask if the other one was actually his mouth… Heard that in the Army, so sory if you got offended… Bill ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/17 "2000-07-27T23:49:37Z")
I was just wondering if he can fart in two part harmony. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/18 "2000-07-28T00:44:54Z")
This isn’t nearly as exciting as having two assholes on one person (a double asshole . . . hmmm), but my parents are both right-handed and my sister and I are both left-handed. So we’ve got mutated genes, or so modern science tells us. I think. Anyway, we’re something weird. They wanted us to participate in a study and some other stuff to try to find the gene. Dad didn’t like the idea, so we only did a survey. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Pebs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Johnny\_Pebs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Pebs)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/19 "2000-07-28T01:19:40Z")
OK, he has two anii(?) does he have three buttocks? Pebs ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117/20 "2000-07-28T01:26:11Z")
You know, It’s topics like this that make me glad that this board no longer allows images to be posted. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-uncle-has-two-anuss/27117.md?page=2)