# My underwear have monkies on them... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683 "2003-03-03T00:35:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/21 "2003-03-03T16:15:40Z")
Ok, I’ve just donned Monkey Panties, Pair #2. Today’s panties have _PINK_ monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/22 "2003-03-03T16:44:02Z")
Better **on** them than **in** them! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/23 "2003-03-03T16:55:46Z")
Okay, now you’re just being mean. I’m trying to work, here… ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/24 "2003-03-03T20:21:02Z")
Not only do you have monkeys on your underpants but that monkey has his own [web site.](http://www.juliusandfriends.com/) ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/25 "2003-03-03T22:39:21Z")
::…_Why can’t you do it, Why can’t you set your monkey free…_…:: Hey **BNB** , [here’s](http://www.paulfrank.com/flashside/index.html) the Paul Frank website - I didn’t see any undies, but they sure have a shwack of other stuff. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/26 "2003-03-03T22:49:38Z")
_Do you love your monkey, or do you love me?_ I thought I was the only one who was thinking of that song. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/27 "2003-03-03T23:06:44Z")
Everybodys got something to hide cept for **alice\_in\_wonderland** and her monkey undies. I don’t know it just doesn’t sing. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/28 "2003-03-04T01:48:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mnemosyne \* > \*\*My favorite undies are my bright orange La Senza ones, with the little embroidered flower. \ > > I also have a pair with little teddy bears, some dressed up as angels, others as devils. Very cute pattern, but not that great a cut. \*\* I have BOTH of those ones, the ones with angel/devil teddy bears (I’m with you on the cut, I use them for when I’m not feeling very sexy). And I also have the La Senza ones with the flower, except I have the magenta ones. The bra that matches them is very comfy. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/29 "2003-03-04T01:59:00Z")
Well, _I_ have the Pope’s underwear! They _are_ holey. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/30 "2003-03-04T02:25:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > \*\*I have BOTH of those ones, the ones with angel/devil teddy bears (I’m with you on the cut, I use them for when I’m not feeling very sexy). > And I also have the La Senza ones with the flower, except I have the magenta ones. The bra that matches them is very comfy. \*\* Ok, that’s just freaky! Are you stealing my underwear? I don’t think I have the magenta ones…I have purple, bright red, dark red, orange (yay!), green, black and blue. I think thats it. I actually don’t have any of the bras, because I kept buying the underwear at 3/25$ sales (along with a couple of other style ones), and never got the bras. I desperately need bras, though, and those are first on my list! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/31 "2003-03-04T17:37:39Z")
And finally, today, I have the BLUE monkey panties on. ::…\*I’ve got monkeys in my pocket and I don’t know what to do with them…\*\*…:: ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Gretchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Miss\_Gretchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Gretchen)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/32 "2003-03-04T19:45:52Z")
3 for $29 for Monkey undies? Where’d ya get 'em, if you don’t mind me asking? I just got a bunch of “low rise” undies from Jacob. Finally, they dont poke out of the top of my jeans! Woo hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/33 "2003-03-04T19:56:32Z")
[http://www.extremeclothing.net/clothing/paul-frank-7276.htm](http://www.extremeclothing.net/clothing/paul-frank-7276.htm) ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/34 "2003-03-04T21:15:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miss Gretchen \* > **3 for $29 for Monkey undies? Where’d ya get 'em, if you don’t mind me asking?** Urban Trade. (I’m in Canada - I don’t know if you have Urban Trade in the US). Ook. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/35 "2003-03-04T21:16:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \* > \*\*[http://www.extremeclothing.net/clothing/paul-frank-7276.htm](http://www.extremeclothing.net/clothing/paul-frank-7276.htm) \*\* Yep - that’s them. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Gretchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Miss\_Gretchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Gretchen)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/36 "2003-03-05T04:33:23Z")
Urban trade? Is that in Southcentre? ---
**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/37 "2003-03-05T05:08:33Z")
I have Paul Frank monkey undies, too. Mine are the ones that are cut to look like boys undies. I have red, white, and blue. (How patriotic of me.) I LOVE them- especially the cool, wide elastic waistband. I have lots of cute underwear. I like cute socks too. And, hey… I have Hello Kitty undies as well. I LIKE Hello Kitty. So sue me.😛 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/38 "2003-03-05T05:39:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miss Gretchen \* > \*\*Urban trade? Is that in Southcentre? \*\* I got mine at the Market Mall store. Sadly, I have worn my last pair of new monkey panties. ☹ \<_snif_\> However, I suppose I could go buy another pack… ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683/39 "2003-03-05T08:34:11Z")
My monkey doesn’t have any underwear on him. He has nothing to hide. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-underwear-have-monkies-on-them/158683.md?page=1)