# MY UNIVERSITY'S ADVISING SYSTEM=DANNY THOMAS UNDER A GLASS COFFEE TABLE=CORPROPHAGE

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 12, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-universitys-advising-system-danny-thomas-under-a-glass-coffee-table-corprophage/86967 "2001-10-12T03:25:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-universitys-advising-system-danny-thomas-under-a-glass-coffee-table-corprophage/86967/41 "2001-10-14T06:05:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> \*\*Ya know, I feel the exact same way about my “advisors”. \*\*

What’s an advisor?

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**Author:** ![Chickenhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Chickenhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickenhead)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-universitys-advising-system-danny-thomas-under-a-glass-coffee-table-corprophage/86967/42 "2001-10-14T19:13:24Z")

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I casually strode in to the advising office and circumstances immediately degenerated into absolute, callous ruthlessness.

…(ellipsis)…

I registered on Saturday with the priority date normally reserved for Seniors. I’m a Junior. By the way, what is the best method by which to remove blood stains?

And DID Danny Thomas need to use more Windex than the average homemaker requires? Just wondering.

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-universitys-advising-system-danny-thomas-under-a-glass-coffee-table-corprophage/86967/43 "2001-10-15T01:45:36Z")

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[Crunk/Shoulder Angel/Shoulder Devil]  
**That’ll work.**  
[/Crunk/Shoulder Angel/Shoulder Devil]

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**Author:** ![Amazing\_Magic-Gro\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e95f7d/32.png) [@Amazing\_Magic-Gro\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Magic-Gro_Monster)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-universitys-advising-system-danny-thomas-under-a-glass-coffee-table-corprophage/86967/44 "2001-10-15T20:31:02Z")

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Well this is j_st great. You two g_y’s have totally _sed p my compter’s entire weekly allotment of the letters ,,_, and \*.

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**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-universitys-advising-system-danny-thomas-under-a-glass-coffee-table-corprophage/86967/45 "2001-10-15T22:10:57Z")

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Y’know, if there’s anything more annoying than a really long, repetitive post, it’s someone **QUOTING THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING!!**

Oh, and I agree with **friedo** completely.

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**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-universitys-advising-system-danny-thomas-under-a-glass-coffee-table-corprophage/86967/46 "2001-10-25T00:43:27Z")

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I regret to inform you that you misspelled the 137th ‘Fuck you’.

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**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-universitys-advising-system-danny-thomas-under-a-glass-coffee-table-corprophage/86967/47 "2001-10-25T00:54:43Z")

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No he didn’t.  
[sub]the said thing is I did actually check. why the hell am I doing this instead of studying?[/sub]

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