# My username is dead!  Long live my username!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-dead-long-live-my-username/138680>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 25, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-dead-long-live-my-username/138680 "2002-11-25T15:39:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-dead-long-live-my-username/138680/1 "2002-11-25T15:39:12Z")

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Sound the trumpets! _ **Ta-ta-ta-toot!** _

“Charmian” has been officially switched to “Eats\_Crayons” to protect my privacy (and make sure it’s not as obvious when I surf the boards at work… :rolleyes: )

Why Eats\_Crayons? Well, I’ve had a hankerin’ for Crayola all week… and I often behave like a five-year-old.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-dead-long-live-my-username/138680/2 "2002-11-26T00:41:41Z")

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neato.

what flavour crayon?

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-dead-long-live-my-username/138680/3 "2002-11-26T02:08:17Z")

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If I remember correctly, the brown ones were for some reason “crispier” than the other colors. (I’m speaking of Crayola specificly. I did try a Prang once and it was disgusting!)

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-dead-long-live-my-username/138680/4 "2002-11-26T03:46:13Z")

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Choose the one with the piquant bouquet!

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-dead-long-live-my-username/138680/5 "2002-11-26T12:39:39Z")

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My friend’s doggy ate her kids crayons and pooped very fancy colours. No rainbow turds for me yet, though.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-dead-long-live-my-username/138680/6 "2002-11-26T12:42:52Z")

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Your new name is one of the best I’ve seen on the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-dead-long-live-my-username/138680/7 "2002-11-26T12:51:24Z")

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So, umm, who _were_ you?

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-dead-long-live-my-username/138680/8 "2002-11-26T12:54:49Z")

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Just save me the “Raw Umber” and “Burnt Sienna” ones. They’re collector’s items, right? Since they don’t make them any more, or renamed them. They were my favorite colors in the box.

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-dead-long-live-my-username/138680/9 "2002-11-26T14:49:22Z")

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_urp_ **Screech** , _they don’t make “raw umber” or “burnt sienna” anymore???_ What fresh hell is this??? I’m quite fond of all the funky earth tones (and not just just because of the charcoal-dirt yummy goodness). All the sepia tones and ochre-like hues are my favourite!

Although when I was 12 and under I like “Indian Red” the best which they have since renamed because people thought it was offensive (mistakenly so – it was named for a particular pigment native to India, and not the skin hue of an ethnic group.)

Damn! No more “burnt sienna”.
