# My username is not an acronym!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 15, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499 "2014-05-15T03:09:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/41 "2014-05-15T15:00:29Z")

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> [@Kenm](#):
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> You named yourself after a sock puppet?!
> 
> What a rebel!

Not just a sock puppet, a _racist_ sock puppet!  
😃

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/42 "2014-05-15T15:03:52Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> My name IRL is Kay Acker.
> 
> Where people get ideas about boats is beyond me.

Many years ago I worked for a woman named Kay Akers. True story.

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/43 "2014-05-15T15:32:58Z")

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Indeed!

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/44 "2014-05-15T15:36:59Z")

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I’m not a mocking parody of Pope Urban VIII. People assuming I was got me in some deep trouble once.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/45 "2014-05-15T15:37:22Z")

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> [@White SIFL](#):
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> Nor am I a racist.
> 
> I’m actually quite surprised at the number of queries I get about it. Or maybe I shouldn’t be given how race sensitive this board is. But I don’t feel I post anything controversial.
> 
> Anyway, my username is a reference to[Sifl and Olly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92znpSXelJ8). I capitalized it because the lowercase “L” didn’t look right.
> 
> Does anyone misunderstand your handle?

To tell you the truth, I tend to read your name as the equivalent of “Single White Female.”

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/46 "2014-05-15T16:01:34Z")

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My name is not an acronym either but as **RevTim** explained, back in the early days of the internet (and the AOL days) original usernames were tough to invent especially when we were limited to 8 characters.

Sparky and alot of its variants were taken so I added the 812 in homage to my favorite band Van Halen.

> [@CheshireKat](#):
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> I picked mine because it’s my favorite character from Alice in Wonderland. I have no idea whether I’m perceived as male or female. Maybe you guys can chime in and tell me \<grin\>.

> [@Senegoid](#):
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> I thought [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17360958&postcount=23) made it clear.

I thought the use of the letter K gives it away.

> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> To tell you the truth, I tend to read your name as the equivalent of “Single White Female.”

Same here. I read it like a personal ad.

White, Single, Independent in Florida.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/47 "2014-05-15T16:37:22Z")

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Not the fish. Not the submarine guy.

[Little Nemo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Nemo).

Why? No real reason. I happened to be reading a collection of the series the week I decided to pick a new user name.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/48 "2014-05-15T16:50:07Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Not the fish. Not the submarine guy.
> 
> [Little Nemo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Nemo).

Awww, in the mornings do you have adorable bedhead like his? 😉

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/49 "2014-05-15T17:17:25Z")

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I’ve been told that my user name conjures up imagery of baking for some. That’s nice for them, I guess, but it’s got nothing to do with that.

**Knead**  
A little to the left. Now down. _That’s it._

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/50 "2014-05-15T17:21:51Z")

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> [@Sparky812](#):
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> My name is not an acronym either but as **RevTim** explained, back in the early days of the internet (and the AOL days) original usernames were tough to invent especially when we were limited to 8 characters.

I didn’t say anything like that, at least not in this thread. Are you thinking of someone else?

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/51 "2014-05-15T18:28:38Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> I didn’t say anything like that, at least not in this thread. Are you thinking of someone else?

Oops! I meant **iiandyiii.** my apologies.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/52 "2014-05-15T18:29:02Z")

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> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> ???

don’t tell

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/53 "2014-05-15T19:05:00Z")

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> [@Sparky812](#):
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> Oops! I meant **iiandyiii.** my apologies.

You left out an i! It’s **two i’s, then andy, then four i’s**.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/54 "2014-05-15T19:13:48Z")

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I mentioned its origin before, fairly straight forward and obvious.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/55 "2014-05-15T19:30:33Z")

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My UN stems from a high school nickname. If I had it to do over again I would probably not be “Doctor” anything. I hesitate to post in any health related thread and when I do I have to make sure I include"IANAD". Don’t want folk to assign my opinion any undue weight (as if that would happen).

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/56 "2014-05-15T19:56:32Z")

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Yeah, a lot of people don’t know that picu is for Pediatric Intensive Care Unit, so they make something up in their heads to explain it. Just ask! 😃

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**Author:** ![RadicalPi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/radicalpi/32/9806_2.png) [@RadicalPi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadicalPi)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/57 "2014-05-15T21:41:19Z")

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Well, I am aware that my name is a bit irrational.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/58 "2014-05-16T00:49:12Z")

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> [@picunurse](#):
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> Yeah, a lot of people don’t know that picu is for Pediatric Intensive Care Unit, so they make something up in their heads to explain it. Just ask! 😃

I tend to think of “picayune” a somewhat obscure word meaning petty and insignificant. On reflection, that’s not very flattering of me, is it?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/59 "2014-05-16T00:52:19Z")

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My name sounds like I should be European, but I’m rarely mistaken for one since it sounds too French to be German and too German to be French.

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**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-username-is-not-an-acronym/688499/60 "2014-05-16T01:38:31Z")

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> [@GrandWino](#):
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> My name isn’t even Bob.

Mine either, but people call me Bob all the time!

I’ve never been to Chile, either.

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