# My very excellent mother just sent us nine pizza utensils?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 2, 2006, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-excellent-mother-just-sent-us-nine-pizza-utensils/342655 "2006-02-02T08:49:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-excellent-mother-just-sent-us-nine-pizza-utensils/342655/41 "2006-02-05T01:42:16Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Mary’s Vagina Eats My Johnson…
> 
> …Okay, I got nothin’.

Mary’s Vagina Eats My Johnson; Uranus Never Puckers Up.

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-excellent-mother-just-sent-us-nine-pizza-utensils/342655/42 "2006-02-05T04:21:21Z")

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**Sternvogel,** I :smack: myself for my dingbattedness. Of course it’s Terra! Dang!

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-excellent-mother-just-sent-us-nine-pizza-utensils/342655/43 "2006-02-05T05:09:13Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> Quote:  
> Originally Posted by asterion  
> Mother Very **Thoughtfully** Made A Jelly Sandwich Under No Protest.
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> Obviously **asterion** (an appropriate username for this thread) is of the same mind as was my college roommate, who believed Earth should be called _Terra_ in keeping with the Roman-Latin theme evident in names of (most of) the other planets.

Nah. It’s more that because it’s one that uses Terra instead of Earth and sticks in an A for the asteroid belt that stuck in my mind. You might recognize it from _Have Space Suit, Will Travel_.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-excellent-mother-just-sent-us-nine-pizza-utensils/342655/44 "2006-02-05T05:34:36Z")

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> [@saoirse](#):
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> Mary’s Vagina Eats My Johnson; Uranus Never Puckers Up.

Stupid Uranus. 😃

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**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-excellent-mother-just-sent-us-nine-pizza-utensils/342655/45 "2006-02-05T22:40:08Z")

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Does anyone remember when SNL’s _Saturday TV Funhouse_ got its own show, and they had a segment about mnemonics?

The only one I remember was the taxonomy one:  
**King Philip came over for gay sex.**

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