# My Very First EuroVision Song Contest...come make your predictions!

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**Created:** [May 13, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940 "2003-05-13T13:18:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/1 "2003-05-13T13:18:38Z")

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It’s just around the corner. I cannot wait! I’m arranging a small gathering here, with snacks and drinks. I’ve heard all about the campy songs, the interesting costumes and the VOTING! I’ve heard that’s the best part!

> **[BBC One - Eurovision Song Contest](https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0070hvg)**
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> European song contest in which countries' songs are performed before a vote takes place.

So, who will it be? The lovely Jemini or our very own Mickey (Joe) Harte? Hrm…

It’ll probably be those wild-n-craaazy psuedo-lesbians TaTu!  
Who are your particular favourites.  
Out of curiousity, how did Israel get into the EuroVision Song Contest?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/2 "2003-05-13T13:42:17Z")

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Now, the results of the French jury…

Now, how could you have missed this all this time, **Ana**?

And for some Eurovision gossip, I heard once that Celine Deion Sanders once won Eurovision competing for Switzerland (little nationality slut that she is). Anyone know if this is true? (I’m sure I could Google or just go to the link, but I’m leaving in a minute for a meeting).

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**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/3 "2003-05-13T13:47:30Z")

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I can’t wait!!! It’ll be the highlight of my social calendar this month.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/4 "2003-05-13T14:00:29Z")

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I dun know how Israel got into Eurovision, but I can assure you they looooooove it there. I was living in Israel when they hosted the competition (thanks to the win the previous year by the uber-fabulous Dana International), and it was a _huge_ deal.

I would get a TV if I could watch Eurovision.

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/5 "2003-05-13T14:01:29Z")

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I love getting drunk and watching Eurovision.

**Shibb** - yep, Celine did win for Switzerland in 1988.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/6 "2003-05-13T14:18:59Z")

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For the love of GOD, Anahita, there’s gotta be more to do in Galway than watch the dreaded EuroVision Song Contest! 🙂

Having said that, the Dutch entry is being tipped as a major contender (though the Dutch press _always_ sees our entry as a major contender, it’s kind of like the attitude towards our football team :)), so I’ll be posting a victory thread if “we” do win it, of course.

I don’t know the exact reason why Israel is in it, to be honest.

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/7 "2003-05-13T14:27:09Z")

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“Diggy do Diggy ley”! It’s that time of year again!  
“All kinds of Everything” (to see and hear), let’s hope no-one meets their “Waterloo”, and there’ll be plenty of “Congratulations and Celebrations” all round.

Phew!

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**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/8 "2003-05-13T14:27:56Z")

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EUROVISION!!! Shush Coldifre!  
I have been trying to avoid hearing any of the entries, but I have heard the German and Russian entries as well as the Swedish.

Pizza, wine and Eurovision, every year.  
I can’t believe that it’s on so late this year…  
I hate when groups that are already famous outside the host country compete, it’s such a fucking cheat (KC and the Sunshine Band, TATU etc). How bout we put U2 up there, eh? Howdya like that Portugal? And as for Russia, Turkey and Isreal being in Eurovision, don’t even get me started. I mean cred for some great entries, but come on!

:is all dizzy now and needs to have a lie down…:

but count me in Anahita. Anyone up for real-time squealing in the chatroom?

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**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/9 "2003-05-13T14:28:18Z")

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The local radio station, GalwayBayFM plays it CONSTANTLY. Seriously, one out of every five songs is ole Mickey Harte crooning about how ‘we’ve got the world to-night.’

Mostly, I just want it to be over so I don’t have to hear that song anymore.

😉

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/10 "2003-05-13T14:34:58Z")

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What about Kathrina and the Waves? THAT was a cheat as well.

(I’m sure that’s what Iteki was referring to when he said “KC and the Sunshine band”, who are in fact American. :D)

TATU are really competing for Russia? Damn you, Trevor Horne, and your clever marketing tricks. Another award won.

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**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/11 "2003-05-13T14:41:14Z")

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Coldfire, thank you I had a brainfart in my righteous indignance 😃

Anahita, I heared Ray Darcy is competing for Ireland?! Like Ray and Zig and Zag and Dustin etc? Say it ain’t so?

(btw, I just typed your name so it became IANAhita

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/12 "2003-05-13T14:46:00Z")

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I’d love to see it at least once. A few beers and then everybody sounds good. 😉

And Slovenia’s entry last year a bunch of blokes wearing bright red glittery air stewardess outfits. How can you possible top that?

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/13 "2003-05-13T14:53:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Iteki \*  
> \*\*EUROVISION!!! Shush Coldifre!  
> I have been trying to avoid hearing any of the entries, but I have heard the German and Russian entries as well as the Swedish.  
> \*\*

Why for the Love of Og did you not avoid the German entry? It’s awful. Though, admittedly, not as awful as [last year’s entry](http://www.corinnamay.com/intro.php). She was blind and I wished I was deaf. And blind.

Of course I’ll be there this year as well to toast Germany giving _douze points_ to Turkey and getting _zero points_ from Austria.

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/14 "2003-05-13T15:04:21Z")

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Yep. And We can always count on at least 10 points from the good ol’ cypriots.

And whats the betting that will get a big fat 0 from France…

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**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/15 "2003-05-13T15:07:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by irishgirl \*  
> “Diggy do Diggy ley”!

Did you really have to mention that one? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/16 "2003-05-13T15:13:51Z")

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Einmon, I couldn’t help it, it turned the telly on by itsself to a preview show (using its demonic superpowers).

“Let’s get happy and let’s be gay!”… indeed Germany… indeed…

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**Author:** ![popeye\_partridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f0a364/32.png) [@popeye\_partridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/popeye_partridge)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/17 "2003-05-13T15:20:26Z")

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Spain´s entry isn´t too bad either. Well I hated it at first but it´s a bit of a grower. Should be a fun one this year politics being the way it is and all.

I´m going to miss Wogan´s comments this year. They´re always the best part:)

As for why Israel are in it. I think it has something to do with a European broadcasting group or something. This is clearly very vague though and I´ll see if I can´t find something more concrete.

Anyone remember last year´s competition. One song involved a group of guys dressed as armymen doing this fantastically crap walking dance thing, it was maybe Greece… Anyway that´s something else…

For my part I´ll go with Spain winning - for no other reason than the fact that´s where I am.

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/18 "2003-05-13T15:22:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> \*\*Yep. And We can always count on at least 10 points from the good ol’ cypriots.
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> And whats the betting that will get a big fat 0 from France… \*\*

Ah, the cypriots…I even voted for them last time I think.

The again, I voted for a couple of people because I could not decide. None of MY votes got any points in the end, though. People here apparently just can’t appreciate a good show act when they see it. 😃

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/19 "2003-05-13T15:25:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by popeye\_partridge \*  
> \*\*Anyone remember last year´s competition. One song involved a group of guys dressed as armymen doing this fantastically crap walking dance thing, it was maybe Greece… Anyway that´s something else… \*\*

Should have previewed…of course it was Greece I voted for, not Cyprus. That dance just made my day.

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**Author:** ![popeye\_partridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f0a364/32.png) [@popeye\_partridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/popeye_partridge)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-eurovision-song-contest-come-make-your-predictions/174940/20 "2003-05-13T15:29:53Z")

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Ok, so it´s the [European Broadcasting UNION](http://www.ebu.ch/members/members_active.php) but I was close.

Anyway, that explains Israel.

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