My Very First EuroVision Song Contest...come make your predictions!

Uh-oh! Controversy!

Now. Let’s start it all from the beginning. Then Kyla can watch, too.

Thought there was gonna be a coup when she goofed…

Sarajevo in vote-reading scandal!

Turkey??? Who are they kidding!!??!!

The Portugal senora looks a lot like Angie Dickenson.

Who gets 12 from Cyprus? The excitement is kiiiiillliiiiiing meeeeee.

UK suffering from “post-Iraqi backlash”, Terry? No, I think it’s more “Sucky Singer Syndrome”…

I think this could be the UK’s first “nil point”.

That’ll show Blair :o)

Well, this thread is cracking me up, and I can’t partici…

Wait. Never mind.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Israel should send more transsexuals.

But we’re still beating the UK.

Get it together! 9 points, indeed.

Yeah, Latvia will pick up a point or two from Estonia, and the UK will be left as the sole no-pointer.

I am still trying to work out how the hell Russia are getting so many points.

Anyway, who wants to go to the airport and stone the UK lot when they get home?

Oh my God, it’s Lorraine Kelly! Flee!

It’s the first time I have recognised the UK vote person. Normally it is just some bizarre person from the BBC.

I would have voted for Russia if Estonia hadn’t been there.

Looks like my conspiracy theory on Mickey Jo’s family has borne out.

'Twas the first time I have heard the song and I can honestly say that after Austria it was the second worst song.

It was just mind-bogglingly bad.

If Turkey wins, I shall never buy Bernard Matthews’ sausages again.

Just seen the Latvian announcer. Come back, Lorraine – all is forgiven…

Our puppy is having a heart attack everytime we cheer Belgium take the lead.